Memes and Jokes (Part 3)

Continuing the discussion from Memes and Jokes (Part 2) - #10026 by missoverexcited.

Previous discussions:

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Wow! Part 3 of Memes. Congrats everyone.

:clap:

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Wow! I hadn’t even noticed that we were approaching the end!

So I was shopping in the Valentine’s card aisle the other day and struggled to find exactly what I was looking for.
The helpful shop assistant showed me to the ideal card that said ‘To my one and only’.
“Perfect!” I said “I’ll take 4 of them…”

:crazy_face::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::crazy_face::heart:

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I was very worried at first when I saw the lock on the old thread. Then I saw the 10K+ post count and realized it was a milestone and not a thread gone awry requiring locking…Well done people.

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Well done??
I think we can do better :smiling_imp:

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I think that’s what the uncensored thread is for… :scream:

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Watching for fresh new memes to pick…
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Dear @system

It’s so nice to see you posting. You should try to be even more active here! Your voice matters

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OK I would die if @system replied to my post or dropped a heart on it

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I got nothing pithy at the moment but if I don’t add something, it won’t pop up on my list.

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If that ain’t love I don’t know what is.

Incidentally we are having tacos tonight - not because it’s Tuesday (we aren’t that skilled at meal planning) - and I may arrange things in this manner but without roses because I’m cheap :laughing:

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Genius!

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You should go into standup! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

(Actually for all I know you are in standup! :thinking::rofl:)

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The first year DxH and I were dating, he bought me a last-minute card that was supposed to be from a cat!

As much as I love paper bags
and catnip mousies too …
something-something-something-something
that’s how much I love you!
:black_cat: :heart: :cat2: :heartpulse: :black_cat:

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I need you to forgive DxH on the basis that such a ridiculous card shouldn’t have existed in the first place :woman_facepalming:t4::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::rofl::rofl:

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He honestly picked it because there was a cat on it - he didn’t even read it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I should have known then … Just kidding. I regret nothing! But he is still a horrible gift giver.

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This popped up in my FB memories - cracked us all up the first time we saw it. :smiley:

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