The Dole Whip Haiku Thread

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Hi everyone, seebee here. You might remember me from such threads as:
Surprising The Kids
or
Trip Report #1
or
The seebee clan’s epic return

Well, nudged by another poster’s dissappointment in my Japanese poem game, and my Saturday am caffeine buzz… I have a bad idea for some silly fun. The thread you’ve all been waiting for: The Dole Whip Haiku thread.

Don’t look up the Haiku format, it’s 5 - 7 - 5.

Dole Whips or Pineapple Floats. Doesn’t have to be love, I think some funny ones will be from dissenters if any choose to participate. Me? Iuuurve Dole Whips, and am even more partial to the floats. Anyone?

Cold, then sweet, then sour.
Sit here, watch the camels spit!
Share? HA! Get your own!

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So hot, feet tired.
How much are the floats this year?
Pffft. Does price matter?

I fully admit that this is silly.

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Dole whip. Want want want.
Gimme gimme gimme now
Want want want want want

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I am hungry. Not
I am needy. Yes I am.
No longer whining.

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Dole whip with rum please
It is just the only way
I’m on vacation

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Pineapple Lanai
You can get the good stuff here
All varieties

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Dole whip, only one
I dream of when I’m away
Cold deliciousness

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It’s syllables, not words, right?

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Syllables

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For some inspiration

https://forum.touringplans.com/t/wdw-haiku/9462

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Pineapple delight
I want your deliciousness
But I’m allergic
:frowning:

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Want something to eat
Dole whip,dole whip, yum yum yum
Ice cream in my tum

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whip float cone or cake
Dole treats are the thing to have
But just in the World

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Dole whip with rum soon
but hold the dole whip puh leeeze
cause bethro no like

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Love it. :smiley:

sweet swirl please don’t melt
before I can refreeze my brain
post heat exhaustion

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a smooth cup of joy
twixt magic and adventure
let’s have another

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Pure, sweet awesomeness
Don’t get a plain pineapple
Get a swirl it rocks!

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Pineapple Dole whip
Enchanted Tiki Room has
Never been so cool

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A Dole Whip? Why?
I don’t share the love at all
I’ll just have the rum!

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Dole whip with rum, yum!
Dark rum, you say? Oh heck yes!
Leave off pineapple juice.

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