Seems like the word pineapple is causing problems!
Although I remember earlier this year, a U.K. schoolgirl won the top Haiku prize, even though she broke the Haiku 5-7-5 rule. The judges said it was important to recognise that things change and they have to modernise. She was the first ever international winner. I think she was from Wales, but not totally sure.
Pineapple is yum.
But not on a Dole Whip.
Please give me a rum!
Ooh, I miscounted the pineapple. Sigh.
Told my husband about this thread and he wanted to contribute. He is his haiku
Golden, sweet and cold,
Like a treasure on my tongue…
How is this vegan?!
Dole whip, you temptress…
You’ve reduced me to desserts.
But I can’t resist 
Never had Dole whip
I keep meaning to try one
Maybe November?
This makes my skin crawl. (Not you sharing, but the idea behind not just sticking with the rules.)
I think stop signs are so 1950. It’s much more modern to just roll through them?
Was this out loud? Nevermind. Carry on.
Tried a Citrus Swirl.
Talk about amateur hour.
Concentrate flavor.
Pineapple dole whip?
No thanks. I wanted the Redd’s
Revenge but forgot.