Would you rather…
Ride It’s a Small World ten times with ear plugs in, or Tomorrowland People Mover ten times with ear plugs in?
Spend all day at Magic Kingdom for free, but not be allowed to ride anything, or only get 2 hours at Magic Kingdom for free, but ONLY allowed to ride rides (no other attractions/food aside from the restroom!)
Hmm. I’ll go with IASW, since it is only an hour. Then I could do a bunch of other stuff all day. But RD’ing SDD on a CL 10 day? That’d be a long wait, and then even after the long way, everything in the park would be super long as well. I hate crowds…even more than I hate IASW.
One add-on per day.
Great thread.
I’ll start with the original 5:
Now mine:
Would you rather have every ride’s sounds/music replaced with the IaSW song or have the song played in every part of the park EXCEPT the rides (queues, restaurants, bathrooms, etc)? No headphones allowed, you have to listen.
Would you rather spend a day touring with Mickey or Donald?
I know nothing about the second one, and I have small kids so I’m used to character meals, so I’ll do Chef Mickeys.
Every other ride, hands down, no question. I’d have a hard time picking a favorite ride, there’s so many good rides that eliminating one would still leave lots to do.
Only on the rides. That means a few minutes at a time. Otherwise, insanity might set it! 
Are talking about CMs dressed as those characters, or are we talking about if the characters from the cartoons came to life? If the former, I don’t really care. Probably Mickey. It would make me look more important! If the latter, I’d still go with Mickey because Donald is such a downer!
Order what the person in front of me gets. I’d be touring my own way, so I’d be picking where to eat. Easy enough to choose a good place to eat where I’d be happy with anything. Or just not eat and enjoy my time in the park.
People Mover
All day–no rides (there’s so much to do at MK). Good question.
This probably depends on what the wait will be the rest of the day for Splash. If it’s going to be 90 minutes all day, I might choose Splash. If it will be normal waits and I can ride it some other time, I’ll take my cramped knees on Barnstormer and be done in 10 minutes and move on to other rides.
BoG, if it is also free
Not a fan of either so I guess whichever is shorter so I can go and do something fun.
This is a bit tougher. I could do 2 hours with no rides but I don’t think I could do a full day. 2 hours only doing rides is easy but obviously you’d want longer, but that has to be my choice.
Would the pre-show have to be watched before going to the bathroom also? That could be a problem!
I think I’ll go with the smell, because after a few minutes I wouldn’t smell it any more anyway. Plus, if the smell follows me around and other people can smell it, they might avoid me and the lines would go away wherever I went!
They are both almost the same length, so I thought it made it a fair comparison.
RD SDD. I might be leaving the park after riding, but I know I can get there early enough to be front of pack and not wait in the line long. Plus maybe I’ll be able to hop on ToT or RnRC before I head back to the pool to avoid the crowds.
Castle Suite. I could pay for the add-ons, I would never by my own doing be able to stay in the suite.
I’ll take PeopleMover. I think I could enjoy that even without hearing anything. Plus, earplugs don’t completely stop all sound, so IaSW could still get annoying and I think I could probably still hear a little of the on-ride audio for PeopleMover.
2 hours doesn’t seem long enough to be worth it. Plus, you said “not allowed to RIDE anything”, so I’m going to assume that means I can still do shows, M&Gs, etc as long as I don’t sit down on something that moves. I’m also going to take free to mean that my food is free also. So, full day, no rides.
I guess I’m old.