Time to weigh in.
The Disney vs Universal debate is as tedious as the Mac vs PC debates we used to have in the 90s. But as this is me, I have to speak out anyway.
It is true that there are aspects of UOR that are a bit trashy. I don’t like City Walk. It’s loud and irritating. There’s something low rent about it. And some of the parks themselves. There are places where you can see the outside world — Disney would never allow that.
One night I found myself in Diagon Alley at close. Uniformed guards aggressively ushered us out, totally destroying the magic. We were not there, we were in a fake street and it was time to leave.
I’ve yet to have a good meal at UOR. Not that I’ve tried very hard to find one.
So, you know, I’m not a mindless cheerleader for the place.
BUT
WWOHP is the single most impressive and immersive “land” in any theme park I’ve ever been to. Its imagineering beats anywhere in WDW hands down and it’s not even close. OK, it’s a bit close. But it still wins.
Hogwart’s Castle is breathtaking. As is Cindarella Castle. Maybe that’s a tie. I dunno. It’s tricky. The projection shows at each are awesome, too. A tie. Except it’s easy to find a decent spot, including at the last minute, at UOR to see the show than it is at WDW. Because they run it more than once a night.
Hogwart’s Express is an incredibly clever idea, superbly executed. There was a moment when I was in King’s Cross station when — honest to God — I thought I was in King’s Cross station. It’s that faithful to the real thing.
(Frozen) Butterbeer is the greatest drink ever created. I don’t care that it gives me an ice-cream headache every time I drink it. It’s worth it.
Just when you thought WWOHP couldn’t get any better, they built Hagrid’s. It beats all WDW rollercoasters hands down. And don’t you dare try to mention EE and think I’m going to agree with you.
There’s a lot of moaning about the number of screen-based rides at UOR. Get over it. You can find rollercoasters everywhere. I’ve never experienced anything like Spider-Man before. It’s mind-blowing. And Kong. And — yes, I’m going to go there — F&F. It’s fun. The line is richly themed. The first part of the ride is kinda lame, but the main event is cool. People don’t like it because they’re spoilt and entitled and jumping on the “let’s trash F&F” bandwagon.
What about Jimmy Fallon? The whole concept and execution of it is amazing. Who thought up such a thing? And the virtual queue system works so well. The wait is pleasant and interesting. You get to sit down in a large, air-conditioned area and look at stuff.
Visiting UOR is just so easy. You get yourself an Express Pass and then you spend the day doing whatever you want whenever you want. And, if it rains, there’s a huge movie theatre right there. You can walk to everything. No months of planning.
I have an AP for UOR. Because it’s actually affordable.
Now, yes, UOR doesn’t have the history that WDW has. There is something magical about the Magic Kingdom. Main Street — which, by the way, is literally a parade of shops, so don’t be having a go at Diagon Alley for being the same thing, and what do you think Epcot and SWGE are if not shopping malls — is stunningly beautiful and impressive.
And you’ve got COP and Tiki and HOP and all that clever stuff. And PM. And HM. And the wildly overrated PP. And Splash and the not-as-good-as-at-other-Disney-parks Space Mountain.
And the monorail and the Contemporary and GF and WL and AKL and the Skyliner and WS which, despite being a mall, is a pretty one to walk round.
And, well, lots of good stuff.
And loads of expensive upcharge events and nightmare IT. And insane planning requirements. But fantastic cast members, except the ones hustling for tips.
Look, UOR and WDW are both awesome. The dullest people on God’s clean earth are the WDW obsessives who won’t even consider trying UOR out of nose-cutting-off spite. Yeah, it’s younger and brassier. But WWOHP is Every Bit As Good As Anything Disney Has To Offer.
If those don’t impress you, you’re dead inside.