You Are the One and I Can't Let You Go - a Solo Trip Report (No Longer Live)

That is a surgically applied smile. Prevents frowning which is not magical. Part of the onboarding process.

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That’s because she knows she is going to get sent to costuming to change into dry clothes, which is essentially a nice 45-60 minute break :wink:

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When some lady broke her water all over me and drenched me through my bra and all I didn’t even get any kind of a break. I was handed an OR scrub top and sent back to help her continue pushing.

I should work for WDW

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Smart!

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Always have to have the Disney look! :wink:

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True story. I’ve never had front row on Soarin’

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B2 is actually more centered.

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I think the 1 is more important than the B, actually. Seeing feet in front of me ruins the illusion.

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Yeah it is definitely better with no feet in view.

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Also it’s more exciting when you get whooshed up to the top of the screen.

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Duh

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It’s the feet that really bother me.

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Early 2000s me is amped. Current me is sweaty and tired.

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Aw, they left you a pillow fort!

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You’re all completely missing out. This is amazing.

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Explains my afternoon…

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But the Eiffel tower with peyrone’s disease is consistent with reality?

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:woman_facepalming:

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Could be a very windy day.

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Don’t google this, folks. I did and now I want to kill myself.

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