Look, some of us just have issues when we are caught in gridlock far from a bathroom. 
… plus if you are in gridlock no one knows the farter was you.
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Which leads to the tragedy of the commons.
They do if you do it right! 
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Just wait till you’re near a baby and blame it on them
Never! Fly that flatulent freedom flag high!
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Is flatulence another F you don’t mess with?
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You can try. But the fortified fragrant smell of freedom will forever be fruitful.
(I have no idea what that means. Just … alliteration!)
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Freedom flees in the face of flatulence flouncing in.
Fortifications (food) converts fast, frilly feathering fringing its fond farewells in the form of fetid flatulence.
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Why is this still a thing?
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Boredom.
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Would you prefer to talk about the skyliner?
That’s not a thing yet. It will be soon though.
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Why is this still a thing? 
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As you get older, I promise you’ll feel more and more comfortable with “passing wind” in public spaces. You learn how to move along so that it isn’t apparent it came from you
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Honk
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Frrrrrrreeeeedooooommmm!
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The shooting gallery. Why is this a thing?
Hey you, have you been looking for the least impressive thing in Disney world outside of “Chester’s?” Of course you have. Well do I have the money/time sink for you! The shooting gallery, all the pointlessness of a carnival shooting gallery without the prize!
Yes, no prize for your sharpshootin’ skills! So you too can pony up a few bucks to plink away at tiny targets to get the highest score for… literally nothing! Wooo!
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It really is phenomenal looking. I honestly had no specific desire to ride them, and now I’m all in.
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