I suppose the idea that I won’t crash into another speeding object, land on the ground, and burst my head open like a smashed watermelon would make it slightly less terrifying than I imagine an actual motorcycle to be
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Precisely. I will never ride a motorcycle because my dad (orthopedic surgeon) instilled in my mind from a young age that it is dangerous. He has some horror stories.
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Oh I bet he does. 
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I had an uncle who had a very bad bike accident when i was a kid. I can still see him laying on the couch while recovering looking like a freakin mummy
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Don’s uncle passed away that way. He was in 2 parts.
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I’ll just share one (don’t click if you’re squeamish or like riding a motorcycle):
A motorcyclist was ejected from his bike, landed on his hands, and his hands pulled the flesh up his arm bones toward his elbow “like a cocktail umbrella.”
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How does one fix that?
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For me and DD it is the “sasonal” caramel gingerbread cookie sanwich. I brought two of them home from my January trip!
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Get a drink.
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Bahahahaha
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pour a lil’ tussin’ on it.
also, was the rider not wearing any safety gear or something? That’s the only way I can think that happens.
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I just spit out my coffee.
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Once again, happy to help
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Thanks. Banking is a bit slow today.
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Those days are typically few and far between. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Also, stay safe and dry and on the ground.
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It is really unusual.
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Oh yes!!! Give me all the walnuts!
But my family are nut haters, so plain is what usually happens in my house
(For the record I’ll take a nuttet brownie as well!)
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Without nuts, they are only 37% as good.
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Heehee
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And this is what’s going to make all the difference!
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