Who: Me (he/him), 51, all by my lonesome! When: April 25th–April 29th (5 days!) Where: Port Orleans – Riverside How: Flying WestJet, YYZ to MCO
Background
Listen, this is not a rational thing to do, going on another solo trip to Disney World less than a month after my previous one. And when I asked you horrible lot to discourage me, I had this booked before I even knew what happened! YOU DID THIS. YOU MADE ME THIS.
Sure, my annual pass expires on the 29th, and we can call this the end of a difficult year, and all in all I’m not spending that much… And I can quit anytime, see? This is the last one. I’m absolutely not renewing my annual pass, and absolutely will not be going back 4 times in the subsequent 12 months. I have it all. under. control.
scratch, scratch
This is basically an even more freeform excursion as last time, I’m focusing on Hollywood Studios and Magic Kingdom, with a Savor the Savanna tour thrown in on the 28th for good measure.
Oh, and I’m taking you all with me, to witness what you’ve made me.
I’m all checked in and ready to go… I only have to get through one day of work, first. Stupid late-stage capitalism, getting in the way of[1] my Disney World trip!
The day: it has arriven. Why does it need to start so early?
Through security and customs in record time, and now enjoying a lounge breakfast and some substandard POG juice. Got Genie+, and will start stacking for Hollywood Studios when I arrive.
I’m on the plane and settled in my seat. I completely forgot to book my first Lightning Lane . I got an 8pm return time for Slinky, and I modified it back to 11:45am which works perfectly so no harm done in the end.
Given the number of cheerleaders on this flight, I think there is some kinda competition going on, I didn’t even think to check. 2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate?
. I got an 8pm return time for Slinky, and I modified it back to 11:45am which works perfectly so no harm done in the end.
