Pretend your worst enemy happened across this thread through a Google search. What advice would you give them to zig so you could zag?
Examples:
Arrive right at stated park opening time
Always rope drop Spaceship Earth at Epcot
Bring a carry-on suitcase with plenty of metal objects inside when arriving at security check
If you’re wondering whether you are allergic to shellfish, order sushi at Cowfish to see
Don’t research how to get a BG for RotR - just wing it
Don’t bring rain gear - you can always buy a poncho from the gift shops at Disney
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fiel
July 12, 2021, 8:56pm
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No planning necessary for Disney. We just show up and enjoy the lines…err the parks.
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Don’t bother getting reservations for dining – you can always just walk up and something is always available.
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You don’t need sunscreen. There is plenty of shade and you’ll be indoors most of the time.
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Yell “Andy’s coming” if you see any of the Toy Story characters in the parks. They have to stop everything they’re doing and lay down on the ground!
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Well, the very idea of reserving dining is evil and oppressive.
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vcka
July 12, 2021, 9:05pm
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The air is soooo humid you don’t need to drink no stinkin’ water
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vcka
July 12, 2021, 9:11pm
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You can only get butter beer
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Harry Potter Land is just past Fantasyland.
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Harry Potter World is at Hollywood Studios, NOT Magic Kingdom, of course. Everyone knows this.
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JJT
July 12, 2021, 9:12pm
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If you climb the Mayan tower in EPCOT they give you a free churro and a tequila popper.
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Look out for the rock shaped like Jafar on the Gorilla Falls Trail.
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You can do everything in one day and I would not waste your time on AK.
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bebe80
July 12, 2021, 9:17pm
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You don’t need a Touring Plan, that’s for nerds.
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feep
July 12, 2021, 9:36pm
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You know, a quick edit on Wikipedia can support this. Briefly. Assuming you don’t mind a short term ban (assuming your first offense).
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There are absolutely, totally, completely, NO good places at Disney World for adult cocktails. Just go fill your mug from the soda fountain
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I keep meaning to ask … what does it mean when you post this pic? I’m not hip with the meme crowd.
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If anyone suggests going to the Sacred Spaces, run in the complete opposite direction of where they tell you to go. It’s a cult and you’ll get swept up in it and never get free. It’s super dangerous. Avoid at all costs.
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at the ice cream parlor on Main Street in the MK
You two are in trouble. Let’s hope a certain someone doesn’t find this thread.
