The Bad Advice Thread

Pretend your worst enemy happened across this thread through a Google search. What advice would you give them to zig so you could zag?

Examples:

  • Arrive right at stated park opening time
  • Always rope drop Spaceship Earth at Epcot
  • Bring a carry-on suitcase with plenty of metal objects inside when arriving at security check
  • If you’re wondering whether you are allergic to shellfish, order sushi at Cowfish to see
  • Don’t research how to get a BG for RotR - just wing it
  • Don’t bring rain gear - you can always buy a poncho from the gift shops at Disney
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No planning necessary for Disney. We just show up and enjoy the lines…err the parks.

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Don’t bother getting reservations for dining – you can always just walk up and something is always available.

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You don’t need sunscreen. There is plenty of shade and you’ll be indoors most of the time.

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Yell “Andy’s coming” if you see any of the Toy Story characters in the parks. They have to stop everything they’re doing and lay down on the ground! :crazy_face:

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Well, the very idea of reserving dining is evil and oppressive.
It just exploits good guests who use the natural walk-up dining queue and makes every experience intolerable and sad.

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The air is soooo humid you don’t need to drink no stinkin’ water

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You can only get butter beer :beer: at the ice cream parlor on Main Street in the MK

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Harry Potter Land is just past Fantasyland.

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Harry Potter World is at Hollywood Studios, NOT Magic Kingdom, of course. Everyone knows this. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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If you climb the Mayan tower in EPCOT they give you a free churro and a tequila popper.

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Look out for the rock shaped like Jafar on the Gorilla Falls Trail.

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You can do everything in one day and I would not waste your time on AK.

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:scream: You two are in trouble. Let’s hope a certain someone doesn’t find this thread.

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You don’t need a Touring Plan, that’s for nerds. :nerd_face:

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You know, a quick edit on Wikipedia can support this. Briefly. Assuming you don’t mind a short term ban (assuming your first offense).

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There are absolutely, totally, completely, NO good places at Disney World for adult cocktails. Just go fill your mug from the soda fountain

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bateman

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I keep meaning to ask … what does it mean when you post this pic? I’m not hip with the meme crowd.

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If anyone suggests going to the Sacred Spaces, run in the complete opposite direction of where they tell you to go. It’s a cult and you’ll get swept up in it and never get free. It’s super dangerous. Avoid at all costs.

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