Spaceship Earth Narrator Wishlist

Are there going to be murders involved after the refurb?

Murder She Wrote: Ides of March

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That would certainly up the stakes. However we’d probably only get bed knobs and broomsticks.

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I hope not. But I hear that if they hire her, the ride vehicles are going to be converted over to large beds. Here is a protoype:

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Sigourney Weaver à la Finding Dory!

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I don’t think we’re restricted to someone with a previous Disney relationship. But if that turns out to be the case, I nominate Larry the Cable Guy.

Spaceship Mater has a nice ring to it.

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That was my vote as well.

Although a William Shatner narration would really rock.

Space Earth, the final frontier…

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In no particular order:
James Earl Jones (I met him once. His voice is killer.)
Morgan Freeman
Oprah Winfrey
Sigourney Weaver
Martin Sheen
Allison Janney
Neil Patrick Harris
Tom Hanks

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I agree with Morgan Freeman

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I can hear him now:

“Earth…it’s everywhere you want to be.”

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Paul Scheer

Gilbert Gottfried. Iago through the ages. May not be good, but it would be memorable.

Mark Hamill - he does a lot of voice work - why not SSE?

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I almost jokingly said Nathan Lane…but Gilbert Gottfried is even better!

Wow…I never would have thought of him, but you’re right…he has the right kind of voice for it.

As a general comment, I hope we get something with a little more personality. Sometimes the narrations can come across very stuffy and overly subdued. Of course, it can easily go in the wrong direction. But finding a good balance I think is key.

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This is such a delightful thread!!

This is entertaining, but essentially pointless. It will, in all likelihood, be one or more of the Muppets.

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Yes:

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Frank Oz ftw.

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Let’s take this another direction: People you wouldn’t care to hear.

I’m starting with Gilbert Gottfried. :smiley:

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LMAO :rofl: