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The Epic Tale of gMagicScott’s Pilgrimage to the Bubble - Part 3: The Great Airport Adventure
The Great Airport Adventure
Gather 'round, ye faithful followers of the Mouse, for our saga continues! We rejoin our intrepid hero, gMagicScott, as he embarks on the treacherous journey from the mundane world to the magical realm of Disney. Brace yourselves for a tale of weight distribution, musical interludes, and prehistoric photo ops!
The Luggage Limbo
Our story resumes with gMagicScott engaged in a battle of wits against the cruel mistress of baggage weight limits. Picture, if you will, our hero, sweat beading on his brow, as he performs a delicate dance of redistribution. Socks fly from one bag to another, Sorcerer Mickey hat are strategically placed, and Disney pins are scattered like pixie dust in a desperate attempt to appease the 50-pound gods. It’s a sight that would make even the most seasoned Tetris champion weep with envy!
The Melodious Motorway
With bags finally balanced (and possibly held together by sheer force of will and Disney magic), gMagicScott sets forth on his journey to the airport. But lo! What’s this? Our hero, in a stroke of cosmic luck, manages to evade the dreaded traffic beast! Instead of gnashing his teeth in gridlock, he finds himself alone on the open road, free to indulge in the ancient ritual of “car karaoke.” And what better soundtrack for this pilgrimage than the dulcet tones of blink-182? One can only imagine the nearby wildlife fleeing in terror as gMagicScott belts out “All the Small Things” with the passion of a thousand Disney princesses.
The Parking Spot Prophecy
Behold! Our hero arrives at the mystical realm known as “The Parking Spot.” In a twist of fate that would make even the most skeptical believe in Disney magic, gMagicScott is swiftly whisked away by a chariot (or “shuttle,” for the non-believers), unlike his last harrowing experience. But wait! There’s more! Our hero, in a moment of foresight that would make Merlin proud, commits the sacred numbers “S28” to memory. Will this cryptic code prove crucial in the future? Only time (and possibly a forgetful gMagicScott) will tell!
The TSA Triumph
Now, dear readers, we come to the most harrowing part of our hero’s journey - the dreaded TSA challenge. With a posted wait time of 14 minutes, lesser mortals might quake in their Mickey-adorned Crocs. But not our gMagicScott! With the precision of a Swiss watch (or perhaps a Disney FastPass), he emerges victorious on the other side in a mere 16 minutes and 17 seconds. A performance that would make even the most jaded TSA agent slow-clap in admiration!
The Prehistoric Paparazzi
But wait! What’s this? Our hero, flush with the triumph of his TSA victory, spots an opportunity for greatness. There, in the midst of the airport hubbub, stands a mighty T-Rex skeleton, as if waiting for its moment in the spotlight. Quick as a flash, gMagicScott whips out his trusty phone and captures a “glamour shot” so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that even the airport itself cannot resist sharing it. Move over, influencers - there’s a new social media star in town!
The Pre-Flight Feast
With danger behind him and adventure ahead, gMagicScott seeks sustenance for the journey. Like a modern-day knight preparing for battle, he arms himself with provisions from the hallowed halls of Dunkin’. A “tasty hot beverage” to steel his nerves, and “snackage” to fortify his spirit. Truly, no Disney pilgrim was ever better prepared for the trials ahead!
The Final Countdown
And so, dear readers, we leave our hero perched upon his chosen seat, a king surveying his domain of carry-on luggage and fellow travelers. As the great metal bird prepares to take flight, gMagicScott waits with bated breath, ready to soar towards his Disney destiny. Will the boarding process be smooth? Will he find the perfect spot for his backpack? And most importantly, will he resist the urge to start a “It’s a Small World” singalong mid-flight?
Tune in next time for the thrilling continuation of gMagicScott’s epic pilgrimage to the Bubble! Same Mouse-time, same Mouse-channel!
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I never knew a trip report could be so much fun before someone even got on the plane
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Ooo, another new-to-me word to add to my vocabulary! I already use “signage” so why not “snackage”?!?
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We need video footage!!!
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I hope he doesn’t resist!!!
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This.
This.
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“It’s a world of laughter …”
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The Flight of Fantasy
Gather 'round, ye Liners and Disney dreamers, for our tale continues! We rejoin our intrepid hero, gMagicScott, as he embarks on the airborne leg of his journey to the Happiest Place on Earth.
The Overhead Bin Victory
Lo and behold! Our hero, blessed by the Disney gods (or perhaps just blessings of pre-board), secures his spot on the metal sky-chariot with the grace of Mary Poppins floating in on her umbrella. With overhead bin space aplenty, gMagicScott’s backpack finds its temporary home, nestled snugly above like Remy hiding in Linguini’s toque.
And what’s this? A window seat on the left side, just ahead of the mighty engine? 'Tis a perch fit for a Disney prince! 
The Safety Spiel Letdown
As our hero settles in, the flight attendants begin their safety monologue with a spark of wit that would make even the Genie proud. gMagicScott’s ears perk up, anticipating a performance worthy of the Festival of the Lion King. Alas! The comedic genius fizzles faster than Tinker Bell’s light in a hurricane, devolving into the standard, mind-numbing drone. Our hero sighs, dreams of Jungle Cruise skippers dancing in his head.
The Great Earbud Tragedy
But wait! What cruel twist of fate is this? Our valiant gMagicScott, master planner of Disney adventures, has committed the cardinal sin of travel - uncharged earbuds! 
Forced to “raw dog” the flight (a phrase that would make Walt blush), our hero faces the cacophony of crying babies and chattering passengers with naught but his imagination to distract him. The $8 internet charge? Pah! That’s Mickey ice cream bar money, wisely saved for future indulgence.
The Confused Flight Tracker
In a turn of events that would befuddle even the most directionally-challenged Disney guest, the flight tracker declares a journey from STL to BNA, rather than the true PIT to MCO route. Has our hero accidentally boarded a flight to the Grand Ole Opry instead of the Grand Floridian? Fear not, for gMagicScott’s Disney radar remains true!
The Turbulence That Wasn’t
Hark! The flight attendants speak of treacherous turbulence delaying refreshments. But our hero, veteran of the pothole-ridden highways leading to Pittsburgh International, scoffs at such claims. The road to the airport provided more jostles than this so-called “turbulence.” One might even say it was smoother than a ride on the PeopleMover!
The Great Snack Dilemma
At last, sustenance arrives! A packet of mini pretzels and a splash of OJ - a far cry from the exotic POG juice that awaits in the promised land. Our hero, showing restraint worthy of a Disney Imagineer on a budget, saves the pretzels for later. After all, one must prepare the palate for the culinary delights of Epcot’s Food & Wine Festival!
The Mid-Air Meet and Greet
As the metal bird soars over the Carolinas, gMagicScott, ever the socialite, waves enthusiastically out the window to @LTinNC82 far below. Can friendship overcome 28,000 feet of altitude and the laws of physics? In the world of Disney magic, anything is possible!
The Sunset FOMO
Our hero ponders his choice of left-side seating as the right-side passengers are treated to a sunset spectacle. Has he made a crucial error? Or is this simply the universe’s way of preparing him for the tough decisions that lie ahead, like choosing between Mickey ice cream bar and Mickey ice cream sandwich
The Premature Stand
As surely as Cinderella’s carriage turns back into a pumpkin at midnight, our hero’s fellow passengers leap to their feet the moment the plane touches down. gMagicScott rolls his eyes with the practiced weariness of a FastPass+ veteran watching rope-drop rookies.
The Carpet of Destiny
At last! The iconic MCO carpet, more recognizable to Disney fans than their own living room floors, confirms what gMagicScott’s heart already knows - he has arrived in the land of the Mouse. But the journey is not over yet! For now, our hero faces his final challenge: the Baggage Claim Roulette. Which magical conveyor belt will deliver his Disney-bound belongings?
Tune in next time, dear readers, as we follow gMagicScott’s continued adventures in the Happiest Place on Earth! Will he be reunited with his luggage? Will he finally taste the sweet nectar of POG juice? And most importantly, will he remember to charge those earbuds? The saga continues! 
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My favorite part. 
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I love everything about this! I totally felt you waving from afar. And dude, sandwich always wins. Always.
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He didn’t wave at me… 
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I’m sorry 
. I don’t know what state I have to wave over for you. I’ll add you to the list for the next time I’m overhead
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He doesn’t even bother to fly over Ohio. 
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You were on the other side of the plane
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The Luggage Labyrinth and the Florida Welcome
Gather 'round, ye Disney devotees and airport adventurers, for our saga continues! We rejoin our intrepid hero, gMagicScott, as he faces the final frontier of air travel: the dreaded Baggage Claim. Brace yourselves for a tale of conveyor belt conquests, crowd-dodging acrobatics, and a humid hello from the Sunshine State!
The Great Baggage Race
Fresh from his airborne escapade, our hero finds himself in a footrace against his own luggage. With the speed of Dash from The Incredibles and the determination of Moana seeking Te Fiti, gMagicScott sprints through the terminal. Even a brief pit stop at the Loo of Necessity (a sacred ritual for all travelers) can’t slow him down!
Lo and behold, victory is his! Our champion arrives at Claim 13 (a number that would make even the bravest Haunted Mansion ghost shudder) before his bags can make their grand entrance.
The Conveyor Belt Conundrum
Picture, if you will, our hero, standing back from the baggage carousel like a civilized Disney prince, leaving ample room for his fellow travelers. But alas! His courteous behavior is met with the chaotic swarm of passengers, crowding the belt like a horde of Toy Story aliens eyeing The Claw.
Undeterred, gMagicScott channels his inner Indiana Jones, deftly maneuvering through the crowd to snatch his precious cargo. It’s a display of agility that would make even the most seasoned Jungle Cruise skipper tip their hat in respect!
The Miraculous Translocation of Bags
But wait! What sorcery is this? Two bags departed from the mystical land of Pittsburgh, yet two bags have materialized in the realm of Orlando! Has our hero stumbled upon some magical Mary Poppins-esque enchantment? Fear not, dear readers, for gMagicScott’s keen eye confirms that these bags are, indeed, his own. No carpet bags or enchanted wardrobes here - just good old-fashioned luggage luck! 
The Florida Humidity Hug
With bags in tow, our valiant gMagicScott steps out into the Florida night, ready to summon his noble steed (or in this case, a Lyft). But lo! The Sunshine State has prepared a special welcome, enveloping our hero in its famous blanket of humidity. It’s a embrace so warm and moist, it would make even Olaf the snowman break a sweat!
As gMagicScott’s glasses fog up faster than Cinderella’s pumpkin carriage at midnight, he can’t help but wonder if he’s accidentally wandered into the mists of Pandora rather than the MCO pickup zone. 
The Chariot Awaits
With a few taps on his magical device (which, thankfully, has more battery life than his ill-fated earbuds, although perhaps for not much longer), gMagicScott summons his Lyft chariot. As he waits, he stands tall, bags at his feet, a beacon of Disney excitement amidst the sea of tired travelers.
And so, dear readers, we leave our hero on the cusp of his grand adventure. The airport trials behind him, the wonders of Walt Disney World ahead. Will his hotel room be ready? Will he succumb to the siren call of Disney Springs? And most importantly, will he finally get his hands on that long-awaited POG juice?
Tune in next time for more thrilling adventures in “The Epic Tale of gMagicScott’s Pilgrimage to the Bubble”! Same mouse-time, same mouse-channel!
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I’m not very far from @LTinNC82.
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