Now everybody wants some presto magic, magic, magic [TR]

That explains it!!!

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That’s the wrong direction… Maybe if I ever do a DL trip

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I love POG juice! Hope you get some soon!

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Unless there’s somewhere that has it in DS, it will have to wait for tomorrow or Sunday

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The Late-Night Lodging Labyrinth

Gather 'round, ye night owls and Disney dreamers, for our tale continues! We rejoin our intrepid hero, gMagicScott, as he ventures beyond the realm of MCO into the mysterious lands of late-night Orlando. Brace yourselves for a saga of vehicular voyages, hotel happenstance, and the siren call of Disney Springs!

The Lyft Odyssey

Our story resumes with gMagicScott, fresh from his airport adventures, embarking on a chariot ride that would make even Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother raise an eyebrow. For a mere 35 golden coins and 20 ticks of the clock’s minute hand, our hero traverses the moonlit highways of Orlando.

The Florida Hotel Fortress

At last, our weary traveler arrives at his temporary castle - The Florida Hotel and Conference Center. A establishment so Floridian, it probably has a pet alligator named Sunshine! :crocodile::sunny:

With the grace of a seasoned Disney park-hopper, gMagicScott navigates the check-in process faster than Dash running through Syndrome’s lair. Bags in hand, he ascends to the third floor, his home-away-from-home for this magical adventure.

The Room of Requirement

Behold! gMagicScott’s chambers for the duration of his stay:









While not quite as spacious as the Beast’s castle or as whimsical as a room at the Grand Floridian, it shall serve as a fine base camp for our hero’s upcoming escapades. One can almost hear the distant strains of “Be Our Guest” as gMagicScott surveys his new domain.

The View to… Nowhere?

But wait! What’s this? Our hero, eager to gaze upon the Florida landscape, finds himself face-to-face with… a wall. :brick:

In a twist worthy of a Twilight Zone Tower of Terror drop, gMagicScott discovers his window view is more “It’s a Small Wall” than “It’s a Small World.” The curtains, seemingly enchanted by some mischievous Disney spirit, refuse to budge, secured tighter than the Dwarfs’ diamond mine. Perhaps this is merely the universe’s way of telling our hero to focus on the magic that awaits beyond his hotel room!

The Parental Check-In

Like a responsible Disney prince, gMagicScott takes a moment to contact the royal family back home. No doubt regaling them with tales of his airport escapades and assuring them that, yes, he remembered to pack sunscreen. One can only imagine the pride in their voices, knowing their son is about to embark on a journey to the happiest place on Earth! :family_man_woman_boy::telephone_receiver:

The Late-Night Dilemma

As the clock ticks closer to midnight, our hero faces a decision worthy of a Disney moral dilemma. The Magic Kingdom, that beacon of wonder and whimsy, still beckons… but alas, the cruel mistress of time (and Disney operating hours) conspires against him. Even with the speed of Hermes and the determination of Mulan, gMagicScott knows he cannot reach the hallowed gates before they close.

The Siren Call of Disney Springs

But fear not, dear readers! For where one door closes, another opens - quite literally, in the case of Disney Springs! With its shops and eateries open until the bewitching hour of 11:30 PM, it calls to our hero like the Pied Piper of Hamelin (but with significantly less child-napping and significantly more merchandise).

And so, with a spring in his step and Disney magic in his heart, gMagicScott sets forth into the night. Will he find that perfect souvenir? Will he discover a late-night snack worthy of the Disney gods?

Tune in next time, dear Liners, as we follow gMagicScott’s nocturnal adventures in the commercial kingdom of Disney Springs! Same mouse-time, same mouse-channel! :european_castle::shopping::sparkles:

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And is getting more nervous about reaching DS before it shuts down with Lyft playing games with drivers…

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I think Swirls on the Water has a POG something or other. Also you get to see all the Christmas merch at WoD! So jealous!

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It’s gonna be a great adventure!

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I am seriously Lol’ing here…:rofl:

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Unless I’m blind, it’s a no-go on Swirls

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Oh darn. Maybe it was seasonal or maybe I’m delusional. :thinking:

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Ohhh F@#$ you for that. I had just gotten the ear worm to stop. :sob::sweat_smile:

Maybe the turbulence was on the route to Nashville??

And I would definitely have to get those blinds open!

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:smirk:

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The Eleventh Hour Expedition

Gather 'round, ye night owls and Disney devotees, for our saga continues! We rejoin our intrepid hero, gMagicScott, as he races against the clock in a late-night foray into the magical realm of Disney Springs. Brace yourselves for a tale of culinary conquests, libation liberation, and a dash through the Disney marketplace before the stroke of midnight!

The Race Against Time

Picture, if you will, our valiant gMagicScott, arriving at the gates of Disney Springs at the bewitching hour of 22:55. With mere minutes before the magical kingdom of commerce transforms back into a pumpkin (or in this case, a parking lot), our hero faces a decision worthy of a Disney princess:

  • Seek out sustenance to quell the rumbling beast within?
  • Embark on a merchandise quest to rival Aladdin’s cave of wonders?
  • Or perhaps indulge in the legendary Gideon’s cookies, treats so coveted they make the Grey Stuff look positively mundane?

The Hangar Bar Haven

In a twist worthy of an Indiana Jones adventure, gMagicScott makes a beeline for Jock Lindsey’s Hangar Bar. Because nothing says “Disney magic” quite like a themed watering hole inspired by Indy’s pilot friend!


The Elixir of Exploration

Our hero kicks off his culinary journey with a libation fit for a globetrotting archaeologist - The Scottish Professor. :tumbler_glass:


Alas, this potion proves fruitier than the Fountain of Youth and sweeter than Tinker Bell’s disposition. While not quite the Holy Grail of cocktails, it earns a respectable 4 out of 5 stars on gMagicScott’s sophisticated palate. Perhaps it’s best suited for those who prefer their adventures with a side of sugar rush!

The Meatball Mine Car

Next on our gastronomic expedition: Mine Car Meatballs! A quintet of spherical delights that would make even the seven dwarfs whistle while they work.


Like a plot twist in a Disney movie, the sauce takes center stage, overshadowing its meaty co-stars. But fear not! This sauce proves to be a showstopper, with the chimichurri topping providing a supporting performance worthy of a Disney sidekick. Another 4 out of 5 stars - clearly, gMagicScott’s standards are higher than Everest (Expedition, that is)!

The Aerial Bacon Adventure

For the grand finale, our hero tackles the “Air Tours Bacon and Waffles” - a dish so perfectly balanced, Thanos himself would approve.


Four strips of bacon, crisp as Walt’s perfectly pressed slacks, paired with two mini waffles denser than the plot of a Marvel movie. But the true star? A honey balsamic syrup served in a syringe, because nothing says “Disney dining” quite like medical equipment at the table! This culinary masterpiece earns a perfect 5-star rating, leaving gMagicScott as satisfied as Winnie the Pooh after a pot of honey. :honey_pot::bacon:

The Midnight Dash

As the clock strikes 23:35, the spell is broken, and Disney Springs officially closes its magical gates. Our hero, full of food and Disney spirit, embarks on a leisurely stroll back to the Marketside rideshare location. Like Cinderella after the ball, but with significantly more bacon in his belly.





Ever the savvy traveler, gMagicScott opts for the “wait and save” option for his chariot ride back to the hotel. Because why rush when you can save a few extra coins for tomorrow’s adventures? :red_car::moneybag:

The Return to Base Camp

At last, our hero returns to his temporary castle, ready to unpack and catch some Z’s. As he drifts off to sleep, visions of Mickey bars and Dole Whips dance in his head, teasing the adventures yet to come.

And so, dear readers, we conclude Day 1 of gMagicScott’s epic pilgrimage to the Bubble. What magical quests await our hero on the morrow? Will he conquer the peaks of Expedition Everest? Navigate the treacherous waters of Splash Mountain? Or perhaps engage in a battle of wits with the Jungle Cruise skippers?

Tune in next time for more thrilling adventures in “The Epic Tale of gMagicScott’s Pilgrimage to the Bubble”! Same mouse-time, same mouse-channel! :european_castle::mouse::sparkles:

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I like the sound of it :yum:

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TL, DR “I ordered the bacon”

I am loving this trip report :rofl::rofl::yellow_heart::yellow_heart:

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I think Scott needs to be crowned official trip report scribe.

Everyone just sends an overview of what they did e.g
Took a shower
Got on a bus
Rd’d some ride

And he then turns it into the most entertaining trip report for us to read.

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Why do I suspect this is another sneaky reference to a TS lyric.

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:rofl: Not that I know of. Yet at least.

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