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The Epic Tale of gMagicScott’s Pilgrimage to the Bubble
Gather 'round, ye weary travelers and Disney-obsessed dreamers, for I, your narrator extraordinaire, shall regale you with the epic tale of gMagicScott’s fourth pilgrimage of 2024 to the sacred lands of the Mouse. A tale so grand, it could only be approved by the legendary gMagicScott himself!
The Countdown to Freedom
Our story begins in the realm of reality, where our valiant hero finds himself shackled to the cruel mistress of responsibility - the 911 emergency radio. But fear not! For in a mere seven hours, gMagicScott shall break free from these bonds and embark on a journey most magical.
The Not-So-Mad Dash
Unlike tales of yore, where our hero would sprint to the airport like a caffeinated cheetah, this pilgrimage begins with a leisurely stroll. The chariot of the skies (or as commoners call it, “the plane”) doesn’t depart until the witching hour of 5:20 PM. This allows our hero ample time to practice his eye-rolling for the inevitable Buddy Dyer monologues that await.
The Off-Site Rebellion
In a twist that would make even the most seasoned Disney villain gasp, gMagicScott has chosen to reside off-site. Oh, the scandal! From the 1st to the 10th day of the eleventh month, he shall grace the land of Florida with his presence, though a mysterious “conference” shall claim him from the 4th to the 8th. One can only assume this conference is a cover for a secret mission to locate Walt’s cryogenically frozen head.
The Altered Traditions
Alas, the late arrival of our hero means the sacred ritual of Nomad Lounge libations followed by fireworks at the Magic Kingdom must be forsaken. Though armed with a park reservation for the Kingdom of Magic, our hero contemplates a daring deviation to the Springs of Disney. The horror! The audacity! The potential for impulse purchases!
The Epcotic Weekend
As the weekend dawns, gMagicScott prepares to immerse himself in the world of Epcot, a land of eternal construction and overpriced food masquerading as cultural experiences. Armed with a list of Food & Wine delicacies to sample, our hero shall embark on a culinary journey that’s sure to test both his palate and his wallet.
The Lightning Lane Saga
But wait! What’s this? A scroll detailing a most ambitious quest through the Lightning Lanes? Let us examine this daring itinerary:
Saturday’s Trials
- 1:00 PM - A journey through time aboard the great golf ball, Spaceship Earth
- 2:40 PM - An icy adventure with those inescapable sisters from Frozen
- 3:40 PM - A trip to Mars, where motion sickness is all but guaranteed
- 4:25 PM - The pièce de résistance: Guardians of the Galaxy, where our hero shall scream like a banshee… I mean, save the galaxy
Sunday’s Tribulations
- 10:50 AM - A dash through Pixar Shorts, possibly involving actual running
- 4:45 PM - Another round of galactic guardianship, because once just isn’t enough
- 8:00 PM - An evening with Remy, where our hero shall be shrunk down to the size of a rat’s appetite
And there you have it, dear listeners. The epic tale of gMagicScott’s pilgrimage to the bubble. Will our hero survive the onslaught of Mickey-shaped foods? Will he successfully navigate the treacherous waters of Epcot’s World Showcase without succumbing to the siren call of souvenir mugs? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain - this tale is gMagicScott approved, and therefore, it must be true. Probably. Maybe. Who knows? It’s Disney magic, after all!
Have fun!
Should have added “of the year” to that sentence
What fun!
