The Epic Tale of gMagicScott’s Pilgrimage to the Bubble - Part 11: A Whirlwind Tour of World Showcase and Magic Kingdom
The Remy Roulette: A Lesson in Wait Times
Our intrepid hero, gMagicScott, found himself caught in the web of unpredictable wait times. The “Touring Plans’ Lines” app, usually a beacon of hope in the chaotic sea of Disney queues, led our protagonist astray. Its optimistic 35-minute prediction crumbled in the face of reality - a whopping 76 minutes! But fear not, for even in waiting, magic can be found.
Fate, in its infinite wisdom, paired gMagicScott with a young couple experiencing Remy’s Ratatouille Adventure for the first time. Their wide-eyed wonder and gasps of delight proved to be a show unto itself, rivaling even the charming antics of our favorite culinary rodent.
The Greek Tragedy and Cheesy Redemption
Emerging from the world of Remy, our hero continued his counter-clockwise odyssey around World Showcase. The Greece booth beckoned with promises of Mediterranean delights, but alas! The lamb gyro proved to be a Trojan horse of disappointment - cold and bereft of tzatziki sauce. A mere 1 star for this Grecian misstep.
But lo! Redemption arrived in the form of Griddled Cheese.
This 4-star wonder not only pleased the palate but also earned gMagicScott his third stamp on the coveted Fromage Montage. Victory was now within reach!
The melon limeade, while refreshing, played a cruel trick. Its alleged alcoholic content remained as elusive as Dory’s memory. What began as a potential 4-star libation quickly plummeted to a single star when factoring in its hefty $11.50 price tag. Oh, the betrayal!
A Japanese Interlude
Our hero’s journey continued to the Land of the Rising Sun. A quick detour through Mitsukoshi tested gMagicScott’s resolve against the siren call of prepackaged Japanese snacks. The Pick a Pearl demonstration provided a momentary distraction before the true prize revealed itself - the Japan Food Booth.
Two sushi rolls graced our hero’s plate:
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Wagyu Temaki Sushi - A solid 4 stars, though gMagicScott pondered the philosophical quandary of cooked beef in sushi.
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Eel Temaki Sushi - Surpassing its beefy counterpart but falling just shy of perfection, another 4-star contender.
An American Interlude: Voices of Liberty
Seeking respite from the Florida heat and time to digest his Japanese feast, gMagicScott made a beeline for the American Adventure. The Voices of Liberty, with their harmonious melodies, provided a brief but enchanting 15-minute escape. If only Disney magic could extend their performance!
The Quest for Knowledge: Biergarten Intel
Ever the helpful Liner, gMagicScott embarked on a mission to aid @ParkRanger & @LTinNC82 in their December planning. The prize? The elusive showtimes for the Oktoberfest band at Biergarten. Our hero emerged victorious, armed with a schedule and photographic evidence of the times displayed at the restaurant’s check-in desk.
The Blue Umbrella Miracle
In a stroke of Disney magic, gMagicScott’s encounter with a Blue Umbrella Guest Services cast member resulted in his Guardians of the Galaxy Lightning Lane being moved up by 1.5 hours. A warning was issued that such feats of temporal manipulation might not be possible again, but for now, our hero reveled in his good fortune.
The Cheesy Conquest Continues
The Alps booth presented the next challenge in Emile’s cheesy quest.
The Warm Raclette Swiss Cheese with alpine ham proved to be a formidable foe. Even for a Swiss cheese aficionado like gMagicScott, the funk was overwhelming. A rare 1-star rating was bestowed upon this Alpine misadventure.
Mexican Libations and Galactic Adventures
Seeking liquid courage, our hero ventured into La Cava within the Mexico Pavilion. A PMM Old Fashioned and a mysterious “dealer’s choice” shot of mezcal both earned perfect 5-star ratings. The familiarity of the Old Fashioned whispered temptations of future exploration into La Cava’s menu.
Fortified by Mexican spirits, gMagicScott embarked on a double ride of Guardians of the Galaxy. By some cosmic joke (or perhaps @Flavita’s mischievous influence), both rides featured “Conga” as the soundtrack. The universe works in mysterious ways!
Fromage Montage: The Final Frontier
Victory was at hand! The Forest & Field food booth provided the fifth and final entry in the Fromage Montage - Pumpkin mascarpone ravioli. A respectable 4 stars sealed the deal on this cheesy challenge.
Prize in sight, gMagicScott claimed his reward at Shimmering Sips - a Strawberry Cheesecake Softserve. While the taste was predictable, the sweet flavor of victory elevated this treat beyond its modest 3-star rating.
Magic Kingdom: A Whirlwind Tour
With Epcot conquered, our hero set his sights on the Magic Kingdom. Opting for the scenic route, the Ferry boat carried gMagicScott to the heart of Disney magic.
Armed with a arsenal of Lightning Lanes, our hero’s first stop was Buzz Lightyear’s Space Ranger Spin. A valiant effort of 914,300 points left gMagicScott tantalizingly close to Galactic Hero status.
The PeopleMover beckoned, but alas! The moving walkway stood still, forcing our hero to ascend the slope under his own power. Even in Tomorrowland, sometimes the future requires a little manual effort.
As night fell, gMagicScott secured a prime viewing spot for Happily Ever After. The sky erupted in a symphony of light and color, a fitting climax to a day of Disney adventures.
With the last sparks fading from the sky, our hero embarked on a farewell tour through Tomorrowland, Fantasyland, and Liberty Square. The journey culminated in Adventureland, where a POG juice-infused Tropical Serenade from Aloha Isle provided a refreshing finale.
The After-Party Beckons
As gMagicScott savored his tropical treat, thoughts turned to the RunDisney after-party at Epcot, made possible by @FeatherYogi’s generous gift. With Magic Kingdom adventures complete, our hero set off into the night, ready to dance the night away in celebration of both runners and Disney magic alike.
And so, dear Liners, we leave gMagicScott on the cusp of yet another Disney adventure. Will the after-party provide a fitting end to this epic day? Or will it merely be the prelude to even greater magic tomorrow? Stay tuned for the next thrilling installment of “The Epic Tale of gMagicScott’s Pilgrimage to the Bubble”! 
