Memes and Jokes (Part 1)

And also a rock in the shape of Jafar :joy:

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Sigh.

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Sorry! I couldn’t help myself!

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Let’s not forget Captain of the Galactic StarCruiser!!!

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Crossposting from the Coronavirus thread, since they’re sort of on-topic there…in case anyone hasn’t kept up with the Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self series…

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Galileo cracked me up. DS16 was sitting next to me on Mother’s Day as I clothes shopped for our upcoming Disney trip in 17 days. I Google boho summer wear or some such and he asked me what Boho was so I said Bohemian and began explaining to him some Eastern European history when he burst out in Bohemian Rhapsody. Hee hee

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advisory

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:joy::joy::joy::joy: that top one. OMG

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The traffic light one? There are a few in my city about which I feel this 100%

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I want to know what work place as the sign up for those items prohibited in the rest room :worried: Nuclear weapons???

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I’ve unfortunately been in plenty of restrooms where someone left a nuclear weapon…

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Weapons plant?

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This sounds like a male bathroom humor euphemism :thinking: I’m sure the joke was made on many military installations my DH was assigned to

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… and it’s interesting that they combine drugs w/ nuclear weapons b/c you can’t get a security clearance to be near nuclear weapons if you use drugs :face_with_raised_eyebrow::thinking:

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I read it as don’t take an incredibly smelly :poop:

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yes… that’s the one :crazy_face::mask:

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