I read it as don’t take an incredibly smelly 
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yes… that’s the one 
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That reminds me of the old joke —
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in panic, like his passengers.
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Photo taken by my husband while I was driving 70 mph down I-94:
My caption: “So, when you said you were busy bringing a goat to climax…”
The juxtaposition was entirely accidental but magnificent.
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*This is a small lie. I was probably going 80. 
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I’ve never been in a helicopter but I totally felt that.
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Yeah human Beast is not handsome and has weird facial structure.
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Yeah, this reminds me of BOG, and why is Beast in beast form? He would not have been willing to accept thousands of guests into his castle to eat during that phase of his timeline. But it’s more memorable and meaningful for guests to see Beast as portrayed in 99.9% of the movie I guess.
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Because nobody wants to see drippy Prince Adam.
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Perhaps he would have, though. He turned away the witch because she was ugly. I think he would more than willing to allow all us lovely-looking folks into his castle. 
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I think you’re underestimating the haggard mess that is my family’s appearance after trudging through a full day of Florida heat 
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DH, from NW MN, tells of an actual (or just local humor??) headline in a local newspaper, “Climax Man Marries Fertile Woman.” Climax and Fertile are two actual towns.
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