I think you would have a heart attack if you saw my kitchen counters 
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More and more spots on my counters have become permanent residences for various condiments, treats, spices, etc. It drives me nuts, but of course I suppress it like a good boy. I’m sure it will come out in a rage of knocking things on the floor and a deluge of honey and craft supplies.
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The counters are for putting stuff on 
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You should be in jail
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*Placing things on (temporarily)
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Not the first time you’ve told me that 
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Yet, here you are. Unpunished. It’s only because the prisons are full.
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I wouldn’t bother having them if I wasn’t going to put them to good use. I’d need to put cupboards there instead to accommodate all my stuff.
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Huh. Who could even conceive of such a thing? 
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Just use the oven to store things. That’s what I do. (What else am I supposed to do with it? Cook?)
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I bet you don’t design kitchens with no counters though do you
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You know, with sufficient storage, counters get to stay clean…
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I’ve literally never seen a kitchen without anything on the counters. And there isn’t anywhere in my kitchen to put more storage without taking away the counters. So I will continue in my evil ways!
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You won’t need kitchen storage in jail.
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What a blessing that will be.
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Until one of the people in the house develops cognition difficulties and then you leave a lot of stuff on the counter. And never move anything in a cabinet unless you put a big sign on the door for the foreseeable future.
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Heck no!!!
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That’s so wrong!
Tuesday and Thursday are the odd days.
Monday, Wednesday and Friday are even.
Saturdays and Sundays are like zeros. Or maybe 10s 
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