Memes and Jokes (Part 2)

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[Jeff_AZ]

[Hunny_Bear]

Can anyone else relate?

My sister’s neighbor told a story about her son being so excited to go to a friend’s house. The friend’s dad was an animal doctor. Poor son was so disappointed to find out he was a man that took care of animals not an animal that was a doctor

[OBNurseNH]

I LOVED Richard Scarry

[JJT]

I may have shared this here before, can’t remember. Today is ancient Indian Day in our house, which first started after this conversation with my then 4yo daughter 11 years ago.

[Shmebulock]

@Hunny_Bear

My sister’s neighbor told a story about her son being so excited to go to a friend’s house. The friend’s dad was an animal doctor. Poor son was so disappointed to find out he was a man that took care of animals not an animal that was a doctor

I love this!

[missoverexcited]

[sanstitre_has_left_the_building]

This one is definitely only for the Brits. It’s so on the money.

[sanstitre_has_left_the_building]

More British humour as it seems to only be Brits keeping this thread alive.

[Shmebulock]

I snorted out loud at the JRM one

[jcgoblue]

[nncybry]

I loved Richard Scarry too! I still have all of the books in a box at my parent’s house. Even one where Lowly Worm solved a mystery

[JJT]

[JJT]

Are you supposed to sleep in the pocket?

[vcka]

[Shmebulock]

The part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers… still stores people’s phone numbers

[JJT]

The problem is all the numbers I have stored are from 1975 - 1990 and everyone has moved.

[ryan1]

@Shmebulock

The part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers… still stores people’s phone numbers

Your brain is inside your cell phone’s contacts app???

[ryan1]

@JJT

all the numbers I have stored are from 1975 - 1990

So true!

[Shmebulock]

Yes, all the numbers I still have in my head are mostly defunct, but yet they remain
They’re in there right next to car number plates of cars that have probably been stripped for parts and squished into a cube by now