Memes and Jokes (Part 2)

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10. 3 degrees below 0

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I had to look up 12. It is circles under the eyes

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Cookie monster one made me LOL.

Same energy as:

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14. Paradise 23. See-through blouse

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That’s a good one :+1:t2::laughing:

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Wong Book Store

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This one bothers me, because he clearly hasn’t read the definition of ravioli to make such a claim. I’ve read through several, and in each case, a pop-tart would NOT meet the definition.

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What’s the difference between Americans and Canadians?

American: Hey! Off the car!
Canadian: Off the car, eh?

Canadian: What’s the exchange rate?
American: What’s an exchange rate??

American: I went to a hockey game and a fight broke out!
Canadian: I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

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Here’s a summary of the responses. I had to look at others’ responses to get the ones with an asterisk. And no one had gotten #22 right so I looked it up!

  1. Sandbox
  2. Man overboard
  3. I understand
  4. Reading between the lines*
  5. Long underwear
  6. Crossroads
  7. Downtown
  8. Tricycle
  9. Split Level
  10. Three degrees below zero
  11. Neon lights*
  12. Circles under the eyes*
  13. High chair*
  14. Paradise*
  15. Touchdown
  16. Five feet underground
  17. Mind over matter
  18. He’s beside himself
  19. Backward glance
  20. Life after death
  21. G.I. overseas*
  22. Space Program **
  23. See-through blouse*
  24. Just between you and me
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The correct answer for #11 is neon lights, even though it is pronounced the same as knee on lights, but the meaning is very different.. It’s similar to the answer for #14 paradise for pair of dice.

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Assuming this wouldn’t be one of the harder ones, so no blur. Is this a real expression or arbitrary? Why not put another “FEET” there for the expression for a grave? Or does five actually symbolize close to death or something? I’ve just never heard it used.

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I wondered the same. I have heard of being six feet under, but not five feet!

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LOL that’s what I meant to write. Thanks, I fixed it.

I assume they meant to do 6 but it wouldn’t fit. :joy:

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I did actually type six feet under until I noticed there were only 5. I thought it was odd, but assumed it was another Americanism :wink::laughing:

Talking of which…

How do you guys pronounce neon lights? When I say it, it sounds exactly like knee on lights :woman_shrugging:t4::rofl::rofl:

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Same!

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Space program is good :+1:t2: I genuinely thought that blank program was correct. That’s a legit type of computer code, isn’t it??

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Fair enough, I didn’t express myself adequately. I’ve edited my comment.

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Ah ok. I thought I was going to learn something new there, like the whole aluminium/aluminum thing :laughing:

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Yeah, it should be six feet underground. I think that’s the standard depth you bury someone.

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