Memes and Jokes (Part 2)

[Jeff_AZ]

[GreyingMouser]

Maybe it all comes from an Autocorrect intervention from long, long ago…

Prop Department: Look buddy, your email clearly said - and I quote - Duck This.

[lizzieanne771]

[lizzieanne771]

My question though is how are they laying the ferrets for the measurement?

Because side to side is going to be VASTLY different from nose to tail.

[Shmebulock]

Hey @GreyingMouser
Where have you been??

[Shmebulock]

@lizzieanne771

how are they laying the ferrets for the measurement?

I imagine that would vary by State

[lizzieanne771]

(I’d personally say “learned”, but… Still funny.)

[ThorKat]

@Shmebulock

imagine that would vary by State

this is perfect!

[JJT]

[ThorKat]

[amvanhoose_701479]

@lizzieanne771

My question though is how are they laying the ferrets for the measurement?

Also, as a former ferret owner, they are absolutely like slinkies. Are the ferrets in retracted or fully extended form???

[lizzieanne771]

[Outnumbered107]

[Jeff_AZ]

[katielouhou]

Wow that’s dark but also hilarious

[katielouhou]

Also, my sister and I clearly have very similar brains cause we said almost the exact same thing

[Dreamer]

That is crazy.

[Jeff_AZ]

[OBNurseNH]

Ok what the hell is this?
It’s got to be something totally normal right? That my sick twisted brain is thinking of all wrong?

[Jeff_AZ]

No ma’am, that’s exactly what you are thinking and I don’t know why it exists, other than that people are weird.