Memes and Jokes (Part 1)

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They should have microchipped the goat! :rofl:

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It would really get my goat if someone else got my goat

(Just kidding - I’m surprised this many people want the goat BACK?!)

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My DD was over last night when I saw the post. She quickly texted DS that they should have gone to Lafrinere Park and they could have had a baby goat (she’s was dead serious and very upset that they didn’t find the goat first). Long running joke in the fam, they have always wanted a baby goat (IDK what’s wrong with them) and would tell me that I take care of so many animals what difference is 1 baby goat gonna make.

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Baby goats are adorable. Like puppies. Adult goats (males especially) can be gross.

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Goats are pretty cool and funny - but every once in awhile they just look at you and decide “THAT DUDE NEEDS TO BE HEAD BUTTED.”

Constant vigilance, when you have a goat.

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Agree! I think the finder of said goat fell in love and wanted to keep it for themself! @drvillarejos

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I grew up with goats. I remember playing with the kids like they were puppies! And feeding them out of an old fashioned coke bottle with a nipple on it! Those were the days. Watch out when they’re doing that charging at you with their head down, though. :joy:

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It’s only going to be for 24 hrs… and then it climbs back to the 80s

Central Florida is forecast for a big chill this weekend that could break temperature records as a wind chill advisory and freeze watch have been put in place by the National Weather Service.

Rain storms are forecast to push over Florida on Friday afternoon and evening pulling a cold front so chilly some Floridians are sure to whisper a breathy four-letter word preceding “it’s cold.”

“Temperatures really drop over the weekend,” said Spectrum News 13 meteorologist Maureen McCann. “We could be looking at area wide frost if not freezing conditions.”

The weekend forecast of a cold front from Friday to Monday morning.

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Ok folks, I’ll step up and take this one…
‘They’re gonna need a bigger GOAT’
Boom boom :rofl::rofl::rofl:
You’re welcome :+1:t2:

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But would they eat the shoes off M&Ms?

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:rofl: :rofl:

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Thank you! :joy:

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They will eat ANYTHING!! So … .yes.

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Another one from when I was doing some family research a few years ago:

Excellent advertisement placement on * checks notes * FindAGrave.

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:see_no_evil::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Had a goat eat my shorts once.

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Officially in the blizzard zone, baby.

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Memes and Jokes

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