Memes and Jokes (Part 1)

[OBNurseNH]

@JJT

I even like shoveling, weirdly

I love doing snow removal, shoveling or snow blowing. I just love being out in it.

But I shovel normally. I don’t shovel weirdly

[ryan1]

Surely, you can’t be serious.

[JJT]

[OBNurseNH]

[Shmebulock]

@JJT

my back yard

That’s joyously convenient!!

[JJT]

One of my neighbors has an electric snowblower that looks like a glorified hair dryer.

He’s out there fighting with it in anything higher than 3" and mine is parked back in the garage after doing my yard and my elderly neighbor’s!

I guess I’m saying size does matter, when it comes to snow blowers.

[drvillarejos]

[drvillarejos]

[Flavita]

[drvillarejos]

Ok, this isn’t a meme but just humor me

This was posted last night on a lost pets page in my area. The goat was found roaming in a large park surrounded by heavily populated suburban streets for miles. This morning a lady posted that her parents lost their goat about a block away from this big park.
All normal right…
Well people say someone found a goat last night in the park and everyone is tagging the original poster. So then this person asks for her to post a picture of her missing goat. Ok, well I thinking they want to make sure this person is the actual owner and not trying to claim a goat that’s not theirs. So she does, promptly. It is obviously the same goat.
Here we go folks…
This person continues to question (her) if this was the same goat that was found (that marking looks a little darker, the horn don’t look that long) I almost lost it! If 3 people in the entire city of Metairie have goats, I would be shocked! And what are the chances that 2 similar goats break free and go to the same park on the same night? Is city goats a thing or are goats suddenly having midnight meetings!
To top it all off, there was this 1 person that was actually agreeing that this goat looked different.
This is her goat

[JJT]

That goat is obviously different - the first one is on a leash.

[OBNurseNH]

Also bottom goat is smiling, top goat is sneering. Different goats.

[drvillarejos]

I was besides myself

[drvillarejos]

Apparently there IS ACTUALLY always that oonnneeee person

[scrapper1617]

[Jeff_AZ]

Ok this is hilarious, but please tell me when Goaty McGoatface is restored to their proper owner. I am anxious on behalf of both owner and goat.

[OBNurseNH]

@Jeff_AZ

I am anxious on behalf of both owner and goat.

[ryan1]

I am now singing this song. Thanks. A LOT.

[drvillarejos]

Welcome!

[ryan1]

Lay dee ode a lay dee ode a lay - ee - oo!