Memes and Jokes (Part 1)

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

see @Shmebulock glitter is good :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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Uh oh. Because when I think of glitter, I think of kids, and their uncanny ability to add glitter to ONE craft project at the dining room table, and I’ll end up finding glitter in the bathroom, the kitchen, the living room, on the stairway railing, the upstairs bathroom, the door handle to our bedroom, and in their own bed. And that’s just within the first hour after they were done.

Glitter seems to spread faster than the delta variant of COVID.

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but glitter is prettier, makes ppl sparkle, and doesn’t kill :wink:

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glitter

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True

Very true

Well…finding it spread around the house has ALMOST led to subsequent deaths… :wink:

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Once my youngest got a bottle of glitter and ate it. There was glitter poo in diapers later :laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

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Custodians in schools HATE glitter. Teachers will hide and deny using it to avoid the wrath of their custodian :laughing:

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Thanks for that particular visual :see_no_evil::speak_no_evil:

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:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

you’re welcome

The older children were never more interested in changing diapers :laughing::laughing:

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There needs to be an emoji for this!!! :poop::dizzy::poop::star2:

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https://twitter.com/xkcdcomic/status/1421119270788820999?s=21

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:rofl: That’s brilliant!!! And I would be much more confident with my answer than having to decide if the grainy traffic light had a corner in another box or not!!

PS I found a minesweeper app for my phone once and was so excited, but somehow I just couldn’t get into it without a mouse!! Need the quick change between that left and right button!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Here is the solution in case anyone is curious. (I used Os for the mines and Xs for the open spaces. In retrospect the opposite probably makes more sense lol.)

Solution

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Solving it was no problem…but I was confused. There were no pictures of mines to click on, so I wasn’t sure what the point was.

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I may know someone who put a glitter bomb in her ex- husband’s trucks’ air vents :crazy_face::crazy_face::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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:laughing::laughing::laughing: well trucks needs some glitter once in a while to cover the mud :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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Interesting!
I only got 4 mines…

Maybe I’m out of touch and I’m just sqidgy bits on the floor now!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Oh wait!! Your Os ARE the mines!!! So it’s the same.
Sorry, carry on… :roll_eyes::roll_eyes::roll_eyes::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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