Funny story: I woke up at 5am this morning to the sound of what sounded like making out (or … use your imagination). I was convinced my wife’s cousin and his girlfriend were … up to something. I made it very apparent I was awake and even went to the bathroom to give them time to come to their senses considering they were in a room with three other people including HIS MOM three feet away.
Well this morning I realized it was his mom’s CPAP machine. It was making slurping and “sucking” noises. 
