love it 
I knew you were going to mention cargo shorts! I feel like I know you guys so well 
SIDE NOTE: How weird (ironic?) is it that I asked this question at the same time Disney made an announcement about wagons? I had no idea it was a thing when I asked this question and feel an immediate need to change my reservation to a stroller as to not be “one of those people” in the parks.
This is me (well, not really.)
Apparently I am “one of those people” who mentions cargo pockets a lot! 
Soooo…
Over on a dvc Facebook this debate has been raging. Someone who is reasonably well connected called magic kingdom VP Jason Kirks office for clarification. This is what they reported verbatim.
“… I then called Jason Kirk’s office and a very friendly CM told me that stroller wagons are officially not allowed as they are wagons, but unofficially have been allowed for about five years now. They remain conflicted on the stroller wagons - not due to footprint - length and width comparable with strollers. BUT two big issues they are evaluating. First is how much people put in these stroller wagons and have to be searched by security. Some are really abusing this “feature” of stroller wagons. Second is the vertical height with the canopy. When parked in stroller parking, it makes it hard for others to find their “shorter” strollers. It’s like if they allowed motorhomes in the standard parking lots. It would be very hard for people to find their cars behind the motorhome. For this reason, they have not updated their policies to allow stroller wagons. They want the flexibility to limit these in the future. Like all policies, Disney reserves the right to change them at any time. But for now, stroller wagons are unofficially permitted and recent announcements do not change this position.”
So, looks like for now they are go, but they could change their position on them at any time.
And, i honestly get their concerns. I imagine that a person lugging tons of stuff in there really slows down the security line. The parking issue could be termed by having a designated keenz area.
Thanks for that @ninjasherrie!
I am definitely not someone who wants to load down my wagon (see: original post subject line) and I am a very friendly stroller driver, so I am not one of the annoying wagon-pulling-bag-stuffing-security-line-nuisance people… but I completely understand the issue with these things. I guess I have a decision to make…
This is the most “Disney” response I have ever seen.
I feel like people think the stroller wagons are larger because of how they are oriented. I have a rolling bag for hang ups that is absolutely within air line carry-on dimensions, but I am always asked to gate check it. I think having the wheels on the long side throws people off and makes them think it is bigger than it is.
I had not thought of the problem of height. That is an interesting point!
Main Street Strollers posted a letter on March 25th about the wagons still being allowed in the parks.
https://www.mainstreetstrollers.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/MSS-Keenz-Press-Release-03252019.jpg
The Keenz is smaller than a double stroller. I’ve seen photos and video reviews that show side by side comparisons. The measurements are smaller. Honestly, it’s the canopy that makes them seem bigger.
I’m not three, but the stroller looks more comfy for a nap…
This was just posted on chat - “ . Beginning May 1, stroller wagons will also no longer be permitted
Hmmmm…and the picture they use looks strongly like the Keenz.
Well. I’m not so sure. In their picture, it clearly looks blue. But the Keenz, as typically photographed, is clearly black!
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Sounds pretty clear that wagons will no longer be permitted, even if they’re the stroller kind, i.e. pushed rather than pulled.
The fact that they stated “stroller wagon” makes me giggle. How obvious is that without stating the brand name.
I am oddly fascinated by this thread. We have no reason to use a stroller or wagon, but I can’t stop reading all the new info!
I would like to be pulled in a Keenz, please. I get so tired…
So much information about strollers and wagons!!! 
Yep just here for entertainment. When I saw this on chat, this thread is the first thing I thought of. LOL
I seriously had no idea about the controversy when I first asked the question. I was just excited for my boys to have a wagon and the thought of not having to carry a big backpack. 
