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My BFF lives in Raleigh so I always look for places I recognize in their videos.

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I love this! So witty! We parody a lot of music in our house too always trying to make each other laugh. You’re like a kindred spirit!

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Thanks! I can totally believe that; it shines through from your words and photos in the trip report with your DS. Maybe you can share what parodies you’ve come up with us some day.

Indeed, though I think you have us beat by checking live Doppler radar to adjust your touring plans!

We had great weather during our Christmas week 2021 trip to Orlando (70s-80s), other than 1.5 days of cooler temps and non-stop rain - but our solution for that was to stay in for a relaxing TV day, and extending the trip by 2 days when the weather recovered :wink:

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BTW @OBNurseNH, speaking of the Tree, thought you might appreciate this - happened to pop up in my feed recently (not the trees dying bit, but the amazing photos):

https://baobab.photoeye.com/

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Wow. That tree was amazing. Those pictures are gorgeous.

Thanks for sharing that!

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When I was in Kenya I specifically asked to see a Baobab tree. Unfortunately there were none where we were.

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OK Today I Learnt: that there’s a whole section on the forum about cool TP T-shirts & merch!

And now two T’s for my upcoming trip are inbound!

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Ok make that one shirt
The site refused to sell me the Achievement Unlocked: Plan Complete shirt :cry:

I do have a Disney related (partial) parody of “Friend Like Me” for Pizza night in our house. It developed over the course of a potentially embarrassing number of pizza delivery evenings.

"Well your Mom really did have a plan
I even had a recipie
But I’ll be damned, it hit the fan
So you get delivery

Calm down, be quiet, don’t have a cow
There’s no need to take a stand
There’s Sprite, Pizza, wings and now
All you gotta do is wash your hands

And I’ll say
Mister (DS) sir
grab a plate for you and me
You’re on the job
Don’t be a slob
You ain’t never had a mom like me."

Also, when the pandemic first started and everything shut down it took DS and I some time to adjust our schedules with us both working/schooling from home. One morning I got frustrated and told him to just put a shirt on, wash his hands, and go to school in his pajama bottoms since school was in the family room anyway. From that meltdown came this gem. We would sing it a few times when washing our hands to the tune of “I have a Dream” from Tangled.

“I have a dream
I have a dream
I just want to end this stupid quarantine.
And with every passing hour
I still have yet to shower
So there’s very little chance that I am clean.”

It became our isolation anthem and that at least made it all a little bit humorous.

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We’ve been working on this tonight too. DS likes the Bengals. I really think it’s because he discovered football when he discovered Daniel Tiger but anyway, our Superbowl Parody of “Friend Like Me”. It’s a work in progress.

Well they’ve had so many tries
Cincinnati’s had a thousand tears
Maybe you’ll have luck and by surprise
The Rams will realize their fears

There’s some power in their corner now
An underdog could become a champ
They’ve got Burrow, Chase, McPherson wow
They really may have a chance

So I say
Mr. DS sir
don’t freak out on me
It’s a long ass game
The tide could change
Maybe they’ll get a victory

The field is their restaurant
Let’s see if they can lead
We all know what it is we want
Maybe they’ll get a victory

We pride ourselves as sports fans
We watch
we yell
we cheer
It’s what we wish
It’d be delish
And you could celebrate my dear

Watch them first try plan A
Convert to plan B
If they’re in the groove
Then maybe dude
They’ll get themselves a victory

Can your team do this?
Can your team do that?
Can your team pull a win
Out of the NFL’s hat?

Can your team go poof
at halftime and disappear
And come back with a plan
To Let it rip
And make a deficit disappear

So don’t sit there teary eyed
Maybe they’ll answer your every prayer
They’re bona-fide qualified
To give the Rams quite a scare

They have a powerful urge to eek one out
So whatcha think? I really want to know?
You’ve got a list of thoughts miles long no doubt
But all you gotta do is hope they’ll flow

And Mr DS sir
Maybe your wish will come to be
They’re not the Browns
They score touchdowns
And they’re only down by three.

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This is amazing :clap:

The part about the Browns :rofl:

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Apparently there used to be a few real baobabs in AK, but they died.

Interestingly, one of the oldest/largest baobabs in Africa even had a 15-person bar in it.

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Haha, nice! You could even use the G+ genie PhotoPass lens to record this.

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Man that would have been cool to go to!

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Indeed, but since that tree’s no longer standing… I suppose you could try sneak in a drink or two into ITTBaB; does that count? :rofl:

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No. I hate that thing

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Heck no!

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Not the year for the Bengals to throw shade at the Browns lol… still, Cincy did fantastic getting to the super bowl so quickly after the recent downturns!

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For sure. Shade only because it rhymes and they’re Ohio so we went with it. DS was Heartbroken at the game’s outcome. He shed his first championship tears and I agreed to retire our parody. Already looking fwd to next season. I may try to Bring him to a Bengals game.

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