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Oh Matt.
You’ll have to try that elsewhere. We’re all wise to you.
PS Glad you are fine 
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I have SO many memes to respond to this, but I will behave myself.
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What salacious rumors! Just because of that, the trip I was totally not actually planning to go to the Grand Opening of TSL is now being pushed back out of my mind, where it had appeared just 30 seconds ago!
Thank you so much for saving me the time and dollars I would have spent on this trip that I had not yet conceived of. You service to humanity is worth rewarding.
Tell you what, I’ll buy you a dole whip if you meet me at WDW while I’m there. Hurry, though, offer only good on my next trip to the world!
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Hmm. That’s funny, since the rumor I heard* was that they were only going to allow children under the age of 12 into TSL.
*Same footnote as @profmatt had
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If this rumor proves true, it WILL be an issue. Think of the backups this will cause at the metal detectors!
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Maybe fiberglass axes?
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OMG you made me laugh so hard at work my boss looked at me like i was crazy.
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