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Walt Disney World
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and far too long it took too!

She was indeed!

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Hmmmmmm.

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I’m just wondering, is this the same guy? Because if it is, ALOOOOOOOHAAAA!

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I mean, his face looks pretty much the same.

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I never recommended it because the food is mediocre at best, you have to sit outside, subject to the weather, to attend, and the show, for the most part is long and tediously cheesy - except for the fire dancers who only come on at the end. Based on the various comments you have made, I saw no reason to expect that you would enjoy the experience.

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Thinking more about this, I think you can create the same experience yourself. Here’s what you do:

  1. Buy some baby oil.
  2. Buy some candles.
  3. Take off your clothes and rub the baby oil all over your body.
  4. Light the candles (with care, of course).
  5. Stand in front of the mirror holding the candles and smile really big.

Tada!

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Also: pics or it didn’t happen

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Ah, yes. Good point.

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Wait.

Shouldn’t “put on a miniskirt” be part of that instruction?

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Well, that’s the beauty of it…level of dress is entirely customizable with my plan.

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Made of hay

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Hmm. Sounds itchy.

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If it gets too itchy or could be removed mid-show. Bonus for the audience

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I mean, choice of material can easily be left to the user.

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True.

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Also true.

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:rofl:

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Invisible cloak?

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Perhaps Matthew will weigh in on our suggestions.

Oh @profmatt ! We are problem-solving for you over here!!

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Really? You’re looking at his face?

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