Just happened to read this the other day.
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OMG my brain registered that as George Clooney being dead 
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LOL I did too now that you mention it! 
But then I re-read the headline.
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Yes, he was only dead for a second 
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Oh no! Was not trying to be misleading!
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It wasn’t you. It was my stupid brain
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And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
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Which made me think of
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Not funny cuz this is accurate. 
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