Memes and Jokes (Part 3)

This is where the magic happens. (Blurred for explicit sexual content.)

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Sounds like it…

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Same

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They’re not wrong. Either the roads are really bad or they are working on the roads. There is no middle ground.

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I have other ways of telling that my depression is getting bad again.

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I’m worried about you.

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:people_hugging:

All your points are valid, but I’m still not making the bed.
Mainly because I share a bed with DH and he doesn’t make the bed. Just pulling the cover up makes it look semi-made and makes me feel better.

I guess that’s another argument for using separate covers on our bed.

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Yes, this really improved our marriage. Gregg sleeps with about 5 blankets/comforters. I sleep with one duvet. I love my duvet.

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This. Also less dust gets in the bed if it’s made.

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This is funny to me coming from a Brit :wink: The roads in the UK terrified me this summer. I literally had indigestion every single time I got in the car and spent a lot of time reliving my life as we drove on one lane roads on the sides of cliffs trying to pass chains of cars.
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Same, I know future me is always 10x happier to get into a smooth, pre-made bed at the end of the day.

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Most of our roads are not like the Scottish Highlands :joy:

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Future Me is happy about the bed being made situation. I feel like he’s less happy about the spending money like a drunken a sailor and leaving nothing in the kitty for emergencies or retirement thing. He’s a bit moany about that. I’ll give it some thought next time I’ve got some headspace. Maybe in December in Orlando. Or June. In Orlando.

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There does seem to be a link between my depression being bad and me shouting at strangers on the street because they’ve annoyed me.

I’m kidding. I shout at cars. When the driver doesn’t indicate. What’s wrong with these people.

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Well, at least future you can jump in a clean bed and pull the covers over his head. :sleeping_bed:t2: :wink:

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Lots of headspace then…

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Perfect!!!

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Wait. I’m supposed to clean the sheets and make the bed?

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the-simpsons-dreaming

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To make them worse? They don’t seem to get better

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