Memes and Jokes (Part 3)

Me me me me :raising_hand_woman:t4::raising_hand_woman:t4::raising_hand_woman:t4::raising_hand_woman:t4:

I have new Halloween lights this year and I love them :laughing: They’re just in a vase, but they really brighten up the corner where the Christmas tree will be soon… :smiley::smiley:

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There’s very little that pretty lights can’t make better.

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Oh god I have to buy a Christmas tree…

Side note, it was a bit odd at the store on the weekend.
1…seeing halloweeny items on a big display at the front of the store (why? We don’t celebrate it???)
2. In contrast to the display, they were playing Christmas music.
Pick a theme people, and stick to it . Continuity matters.

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Oh I don’t think I knew that.

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I think its predominately usa/Canada/Europe that do.

There’s been a bit of insanity with people trying it on for size over the past few years, but basically the media and store advertising blow it out of proportion trying to create something that isn’t there so it won’t be long before it becomes a thing.

Interestingly, when I was searching something adjacent I found an Australian website discussing Australian Thanksgiving celebrations. We don’t.
The article said we don’t but then claimed that some people do, and tend to go with the American date, but they can be flexible and choose any date.

Then there’s a how to section which makes no sense because it talks about autumnal decorations (thanksgiving would fall on the border of spring and summer :joy:), this gem of a sentence about food “While the traditional turkey may seem incongruous with the Australian climate, many opt for alternative main dishes like roast chicken” (if turkey makes no sense due to climate, why would chicken?), suggests pumpkin pie (we don’t do pies like that), and this section which actually made me LOL

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5, quiet spot

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This is why people should get their kids math tutors. Also, because I need money for Disney trips.

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Me as well

Clear lights at least 4 months

Even better if they’re twinkly :star_struck:

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That Titanic one is brutal, lol. By strange coincidence I watched a couple of documentaries about it last night. Fascinating stuff.

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Blurred for wildly inappropriate sexual content and bad language.

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Blurred for language

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It’s fuck’s sake

I’m a professional when it comes to the proper use of this word

Saying “For God’s sake” would be a way to test it.

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Co-sign. The pattern is possessive. For Pete’s sake = for the sake of Pete.

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It’s definitely has to be singular, not For Fucks’ Sake. I don’t have that many to give.

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Look upon my field and you shall see that it is barren

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