So DW eats the pickle?
I’m the pickle eater
DH gives me his all the time
If he forgets I ask him for it
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How often would you say you eat DHs pickle?? 
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Probably like once a month or so.
We don’t find ourselves in the situation where there would be a pickle for me to eat all that often.
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More than most I expect 
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But only four times, right? Right?
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Sometimes it takes more than one instance to get the desired result. And you don’t know until … later in the month if it took. Which means you’re looking at potentially dozens of instances, minimum, to yield an output of four.
Just to be clear, we’re talking about brined vegetables.
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Correct
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Of course. This is a family forum.
Talking of which, how many times have you [redacted] your wife?
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And this is why we have the uncensored thread
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This is hilarious!
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That is so precious! And funny!
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