Memes and Jokes (Part 3)

[Shmebulock]

@93111tink

I would watch this movie

[Shmebulock]

@JJT

I just read this one out to DH.
I have real tears

[FelisLachesis]

@gMagicScott

Think of all the money you save if you don’t get married

That’s literally your hockey boy Jaromir Jagr. He just loved the bachelor lifestyle too much to ever be tied down to one woman.

[jcgoblue]

[drvillarejos]

@hufflematt

the judge said the woman was entitled to keep the ring and throw it in the river if she so wished

Holy smokes- what did he do toget THAT judgement in the case

[drvillarejos]

[OBNurseNH]

@drvillarejos

I have been this meme

[Jeff_AZ]

My wife just got reading glasses for the first time – she has never needed glasses in her life up to this point. She did the “where are my glasses?” DD: “They’re on your forehead” thing the other day and we all busted up laughing cause it seems its a rite of passage.

[OBNurseNH]

I was frantic once looking EVERYWHERE for my glasses. And then I realized I could see perfectly and I was wearing them

[janamelia]

Yup. Way more than I care to admit

[missoverexcited]

[drvillarejos]

[drvillarejos]

[JJT]

[FelisLachesis]

@OBNurseNH

I was frantic once looking EVERYWHERE for my glasses.

My DW was on the phone talking with her mom, and then panicked because she couldn’t find her phone.

Think about that for a second.

[OBNurseNH]

Have done that too

[missoverexcited]

It’s easily done.

[drvillarejos]

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