Excellent choice.




This reminds me of the late show that used to do this…was that Jay Leno or David Letterman maybe? With the bad headlines.
I think Letterman? Not positive though.
Maybe Leno - I think he had the awkward wedding announcements.
The first one 



I find this offensive.
What about the people who don’t have yards? Why does no-one ever think about us? Where do we bury our murder victims?
As usually the middle class has no idea what life is like for ordinary, hard-working people. Disgraceful.
Remind me to rethink meeting you at UOR 


I hardly ever kill people I’ve only just met. It’s very rare.
I’m going to need a photo of @JuliaMc holding that days newspaper for proof of life purposes beforehand…
But you know no ill has befallen her as she regularly posts on these forums.
Unless you’re suggesting I have two accounts and post myself in her name. I would never do that. Obviously. Probably.
As I said.
Photographic proof…
I’ve met JuliaMc…she’s real and not a product of Mousematt 
Oh I’m in no doubt of that. I just want to make sure she’s alive if he’s more prone to targeting people he’s known longer 

Jay Leno had the segment called “Headlines.” It was one of my favorite segments. Probably not as funny as I thought it was - mostly juvenile humor.
On second thought, it was probably exactly as funny as I thought it was. ![]()
So there we are. She was alive in March.
That surely settles the matter.










