Memes and Jokes (Part 2)

Excellent choice.

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:rofl::rofl::woman_facepalming:t4::woman_facepalming:t4:

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This reminds me of the late show that used to do this…was that Jay Leno or David Letterman maybe? With the bad headlines.

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I think Letterman? Not positive though.

Maybe Leno - I think he had the awkward wedding announcements.

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The first one :joy::joy::joy::joy:

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I find this offensive.

What about the people who don’t have yards? Why does no-one ever think about us? Where do we bury our murder victims?

As usually the middle class has no idea what life is like for ordinary, hard-working people. Disgraceful.

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Remind me to rethink meeting you at UOR :wink::rofl::rofl:

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I hardly ever kill people I’ve only just met. It’s very rare.

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I’m going to need a photo of @JuliaMc holding that days newspaper for proof of life purposes beforehand…

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But you know no ill has befallen her as she regularly posts on these forums.

Unless you’re suggesting I have two accounts and post myself in her name. I would never do that. Obviously. Probably.

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As I said.
Photographic proof…

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I’ve met JuliaMc…she’s real and not a product of Mousematt :wink:

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Oh I’m in no doubt of that. I just want to make sure she’s alive if he’s more prone to targeting people he’s known longer :wink::laughing:

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Jay Leno had the segment called “Headlines.” It was one of my favorite segments. Probably not as funny as I thought it was - mostly juvenile humor.

On second thought, it was probably exactly as funny as I thought it was. :joy:

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So there we are. She was alive in March.

That surely settles the matter.

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Yup. Pretty much.

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