Memes and Jokes (Part 2)

At work we used to use xmelt with your IP address in Unix to melt peoples screens. And we had another one like zroach I think that made a roach crawl across their screen. And one that you could draw on their screen called scrawl. No one pranks people at work anymore. I don’t know what happened!

*this has got me wondering if these apps are still on our Unix systems. I’m gonna try tomorrow lol.

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Some people don’t appreciate practical jokes!

(Actually, I’m one of them. I hate pranks. I don’t find them funny, but just irritating.)

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Why does this not surprise me?

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I know. I’m a stick in the mud.

Having said that, I did play a tremendous COUNTER-prank back in my high school days.

So, you know the whole “put saran wrap over the toilet” prank? Well, I was working at Little Caesars at the time, and I went to go pee. Of course, they put saran wrap over the toilet, and they got me. I was annoyed, of course. But I didn’t want them to know it. So, I cleaned things up, finished my business, and then placed the saran wrap BACK over the toilet exactly how it was. A couple minutes later, I returned to work. Of course, they were all laughing like something had just happened…but I didn’t let on that I had any idea what had happened. But eventually they couldn’t stand my lack of acknowledging what, to them, was an awesome prank. So one of those responsible came up to me and asked if I had peed. I was like, “Uh. Yeah.” And they were like, “But didn’t you notice anything?” And I was like, “Notice anything? Like what?” My acting skills were on point!

Anyhow, they now seemed entirely perplexed, and the group of them went back into the bathroom, trying to figure out how I didn’t notice. Only, they were even more flummoxed when, to their eyes, the saran wrap was completely untouched and unaffected.

Now THAT was funny. :slight_smile:

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I was writing a long, withering response to this in which I observed what a predictably and crushingly dull person you are when I realised that I’m the same and agree with you.

And now I hate myself.

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Omg my cat used to drive me insane as a teen all night long. I want in, and now I’m gonna scratch your laundry basket and keep you up and now I’m gonna scratch the door and meow cuz I want out. Now I want in again, repeat. Like a short version of if you give a mouse a cookie. The dogs ones are good too. My dogs also get Bark box and whenever anything comes they think it’s for them. Lol

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Mine get Chewy and Petco. The dog definitely recognizes the chewy box (the one with her greenies). She always gets one as soon as I open the box. If I let the box sit there for a day or so she will constantly go by it, smell it, lay by it. She doesn’t do this with other boxes. :joy:

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Stole to share with my cousin’s girlfriend. I’m not sure you know how fitting this is for them.

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LMAO Dogs…

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Somewhere I have a video from when I had four dogs I believe (maybe 5) of when I bought one of those huge toy boxes full of toys from barkbox for like $100. I opened the box and they had a party. It was hillarious how excited they were…they kept going back to the box for another toy and another toy and another toy like children on Christmas.

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https://twitter.com/HistoryMuppet/status/1518449452712873984

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