Looks like dust on my screen from here 
Either way, better get your tin foil hat at the readyā¦ 
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Itās Stitch re-locating from his gated community in RCID before the riffraff arrive
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Sadly my phone doesnāt do well enough at night to have gotten a better shot.
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Oh those poor volunteers! That would be a nightmare of a job!
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Itās actually a pretty good picture. Better than I wouldāve got if Iād seen it IRL. I tried to take a picture of some shooting stars once - it might as well have been pictures taken inside my pocket. At least you can see āsomethingā on yours 
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Iāve always liked the Onion, and feel I kind of have to as it was founded in my college town, so it was everywhere and a big deal when I was in college. Their writing has always been the clever type of satire I enjoy. I accept that anything political is going to absolutely fillet my side every time. That just comes with the territory, and a lot of it Iām still able to laugh at (or at least shake my head in a semi-offended semi-amused way) and not take myself too seriously.
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Itās probably the Starlink thing that you saw.
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Just lookedā¦and yep, thatās pretty much exactly what it looked like. From my perspective, it looked far too low to actually be a satelliteā¦but those photos of a Starlink definitely fit the bill.
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It could part of those wifi satellite balloons that float all over the world to provide internet access to remote areas. I forget the name of the project, but they do eventually land and get launched again later.
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That does kind of look like me when I had a beard last year.
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So Jeff is just your stage name huh Frank?
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Heās really Frank from Kansas City. And those children on his trips are paid actors.
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If you want to see more of the Starlink satellites, hereās a few links:
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On the contrary, Jeff is my true identity. Frank Longly is my onlyfans.
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I am called many thingsā¦
- ryan1, of course
- ryan
- RyN1
- Ryan-Wan
- Ryan Won!
- Rye In One
- Ry Guy
- Ry
- annoying
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