I can’t even figure out how to put my comment into anything even resembling acceptable innuendo…
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He now looks like he lives under a bridge. Homeless / Troll. Take your pick. 
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He’s an investment banker.
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So… ugly and a douche.
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That guy is definitely not in my pocket.
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I usually refer to him as Simon the Bastard.
He actually got his break in investment banking thanks to me. I helped him get a job at JP Morgan.
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Ugly douche opportunist.
You’re waaaayyyy better off without him. Besides, imagine this, just with a tiny head:
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Omg you are hilarious! And yeah definitely had a crush on him too. Encino Man… Airheads .
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That would explain why his LinkedIn profile has no photo.
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Gay Man Kiss of Death - guaranteed he did not age well.
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I’ve been checking every few minutes waiting for you to comment on that one 
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Well I was sitting next to DD15 at the doctors office when I read it and I had to ask her. When she said I get it but I’m not telling you I had a 
so it could be even more embarrassing/worse. That was an awkward moment for sure.
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You know, the funny thing is, despite his being Simon the Bastard, I feel defensive about him. And I haven’t seen him in over 30 years.
It’s a strange thing, love.
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Yes, but how does she know? That should keep you awake a few nights… 
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I’m not saying I won’t be glad if it turns out he’s fat and bald.
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TikTok. Everything is because of TikTok. Precious teens, global warming, asparagus pee… all TikTok.
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I get it. It’s fine if you trash him, just not someone else.
Doesn’t mean the thought of a fat, bald, tiny-headed troll living under a bridge doesn’t put a smile on your face.
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What an idiot.
It’s not love. It’s rose-tinted spectacles.
I just remembered why I used to call him Simon the Bastard. It was because he was a bastard.
Feel free to trash him. I hope his bits have fallen off and he has to carry them around in a plastic bag.
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And let this stand as a warning to the rest of you.
Treat me badly and in thirty years time I’ll trash you behind your back to a bunch of strangers.
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