Memes and Jokes (Part 2)

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or a beer and chips?

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Americans are so dumb.

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They need all that land for their immense dairy herds; churning out the world’s supply of Irish Cream

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We do like Bailey’s.

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I did not take this picture myself, I took it off the internet, but I wanted to take a picture of it the first time I saw it on WSMR (White Sands Missile Range) b/c it was so startling :grin: BTW there are all kinds of warnings about NO photography, NO stopping (speeding etc.) as you enter the missile range. Why was I there? It was a short cut from Alamogordo to El Paso. And it was a beautiful drive of desert wild flowers and wild life. Oh and oryx… we got charged once by a herd of them… scary.
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Were the oryx making tank-like noises when they charged you?

ETA: Maybe I’m just thinking of a Canadian joke.
Soldiers going on an exercise are told "sorry guys we blew the budget, no ammo. So when you shoot the enemy yell “BANG” and when you throw a grenade, use a rock and yell “BOOM”. And just lie down when somebody yells at you, got it?’
Little later a soldier see 4 enemy soldiers walking in step through an open field.
BANG BANG BANG BANG
Nothing; the 4 enemies keep walking.
He throws a rock BOOM.
But the 4 soldiers just turn in synch towards him and keep walking
“C’mon guys you’re supposed to lie down!!”
Then he hears them grumbling “Tank, tank, tank, tank…”

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:laughing: nope… but I was probably making screaming like sounds as I determined: Gas it or break? I had a car full of kids at the time too.

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Gotta admit, I’d never think to see them outside the zoo.
I’d be thinking “OK either they’re totally lost or I am”

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Texans brought them over to do BIG game hunting and then they became an issue b/c they didn’t have any natural predators in the U.S. Now there are lottery systems and special hunting seasons to try and manage the population.

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:rofl: :joy: :rofl:

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Oh yeah. Kind of problem once you’ve cleared out your wolf population.

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I’ve been on that road!!

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That’s a handsome fella right there.

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Really?!? not many have… that’s cool :grin:

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yes s/he is, but those horns are deadly and can easily pierce the side of a car :grimacing:

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Handsome from a distance lol

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