I had my two DS in the reverse order (based on their first 10 years). First one really had me really wondering if I was cut out for this (his ADHD), while the second one gave me hope that I could do this. The meme still applies, but swap the statements.
I’d be peeking around the corner looking for what the bed possessed.
You’re welcome. 
Same. First child made me question everything I was doing. Second child made me realize it was her (first child) not me! Also probably mostly ADHD related. But she is graduating with honors from college next month so I must have done something right!
When a friend sends a meme
With a song that’s extreme
That’s a moray
Touché!
I went through a lot of Bazooka Bubble Gum.
The airport one 
never worried I brought a gun but I’m always worried I have something innocent in my purse and its banned, the rules changes and I’m just not up to date on them (like a nail file or something stupid)
I just read about it in American books.
It’s funnier in the UK because we don’t really have guns but I still feel that way!
Add a fifth apostrophpocalypse for the missing possessive one in Goodwyns. 
That is the only sushi I’d ever eat.
Me too. 