Ha! The last one reminds me of the old nerd vandalism video…

Yikes… is that a sharpie? 
It’s not…but pro tip (or, well, at least an amateur tip)…if someone writes on something (non-porous) accidentally using a permanent marker, just scribble over it with a dry erase marker. It will wipe away easily.
(This…coming from a father with 5 kids…experienced!)
I’ve never seen that! 

LOVE Jingle Bell Rock!!!

“What an idiot.” is way more than 20% of my brain’s space. Just saying. 
Well then at least say it in Hermione’s voice. 

I’m hungry and fuck are a lot more of mine 
Let’s just say Samuel L. Jackson supplies most of my inner dialogue.
That is awesome!!
Ha ha - thanks! This is my internal dialogue most days. 
OMG I have had that exact text conversation with my DH. 
But I bet you have a smile on your face while you’re thinking it! That’s what I do! All. Day. Long.








