The 9-5 one… I’m honestly looking forward to going back to this when we go back to the office full time. It will be nice to not feel like you have to work all day and night.
Omg these are all fantastic!
Love sweet Caroline and the accident diagram especially
I can honestly say I have never felt like that! No guilt at all in shutting down the laptop and work phone when I’ve worked my hours.
Meanwhile I routinely stay after my scheduled time because I feel bad leaving earlier than some of my team even though I work 5 days and they all work 4 
I used to not, but logging in every morning and having crap sitting there waiting on me got old.
I work with people around the world, so I never have an empty inbox in the morning…. Not to mention the messages from people in my time zone that are workaholics.
Does George have a prenup and is this before or after the divorce?
I love this one. Perfect example of a math question taking a left turn
That last one looks like a Tuesday morning to me…
Rough start to the day?