I’m traumatized just looking at that cake.
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That is one sick 3 year old 
And don’t even get me started on a parent that went along with the idea. 
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This one requires some paging: @Dreamer @Shmebulock @Hi_Ho @LoveBug53 @missoverexcited and the other fans of '80s leg warmers and big hair.
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I’m laughing because that is so true (frightening I know).
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Instead of Happy Birthday, they sang The Circle of Life!
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To clarify - I am a fan of 80s music, not 80s fashion!
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How ever did you find my picture??? 
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Ummm… I totally would do that.
When my middle child was three she told me she wanted to be Sleeping Beauty for Halloween…I bought the dress. Then she told me she wanted to be DEAD Sleeping Beauty. So we tore up the dress, made it look dirty and put fake blood all over her and it.
It. Was. Hilarious.
Did I mention we lived in Arizona at the time in a heavily LDS neighborhood? Yeahhhhh.
ETA: Oh, and they’re headed to Mortuary School next fall.
Not all kids are sunshine and lollipops. Some kids are born goth, lol. That same kid also took a baby doll named River and peered it’s head around the corner and told her older brother in a baby voice that she could kill him with her brain. (Firefly quote.)
My youngests’ favorite toy is a stuffed Facehugger from Alien. He saw it at a Toys R Us that was closing and HAD to have it. He likes to attack himself with it. 
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I read that as LSD 
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LDS is an acronym for Latter Day Saints. In other words, Mormons.
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I did have to look it up when I realised it wasn’t the acronym that I read 
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As a Kentuckian I can confirm this is accurate.
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