Be honest - do you ever actually get to the end of the story? 
I know people like that.
My friends’ mum bought my friends’ husband a fruit basket after his vasectomy.
I just found that utterly bizarre as I wouldn’t have considered a vasectomy something that you would discuss with your mother in law!! 
I certainly wouldn’t have mentioned it to my parents if DH had one!
Omg the GPS one is so true!
And the cake?? LOVE IT!
Really?
Who watched the kids that day? Or was mine the only husband to be knocking on the doctors door when our last child was 5 days old?? 
If DH had done it, which he hasn’t, my kids would have been in school (based on when I finally managed to persuade him into it. Except then he didn’t do it)! Even if they hadn’t been, I’d have said we had an appointment, I wouldn’t have said he was off for a vasectomy
I guess we just considered it a medical procedure. I’m weird like that sometimes. I blame work. Lol.
I’m one of the twisted few who have always loved clowns.
I grew up with Emmett Kelley and Red Skelton.
And all the clowns in the old style Ringling Brothers circus… 
I wish I could plead the fifth on this. Unfortunately, now DS35 (who does this) has started saying he tells things like I do (ouch!).
#justified
Love that!!! Thanks for the support!!
Took me a second.
Related: this morning when the barista handed me my coffee at Starbucks I said, “Good morning!” (note: I had already said good morning when I walked in)
For clarification: You didn’t blow Starbucks, right? Right?
I did not blow it up
And I also did not blow… it… or…
HUSH THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY PLACE!
This is what happens when I respond too quickly while at work.