Can it be a stuffed pretzel?
Can’t follow ya here, bub. Paris is goals for me. I woulda been there this year had someone not decided to eat a bat and then cough on someone or whatever. 
YOu know what’s annoying, they don’t make stuffed mickey-pretzels! Heresy. Straight up heresy!
But yes…it can be a stuffed pretzel. Jalapeno or Cream Cheese, I’m all in.
Wait, going to epcot isn’t close enough?
Not big enough. Also, i don’t get that…authentic French rudeness. I need to be completely sneered at in declaring I’m american and I’m looking for the library.
What about Quebec, then? Sounds a lot like Quebec.
Also on the docket, but Paris also has all the architecture. There’s also a personal reason I wanna go, and that’s to follow the footsteps of one of my favorite photographers, Brassai
How many times have I told you to stop peeking in my closet!?
Wait. People have favorite photographers?
Man…and I was happy to have finally finalized on a favorite color.
ETA: Sorry. Need to translate for @sanstitre_has_left_the_building.
“Favourite colour”
You can have a favorite anything you want! I personally have a favorite spatula.
I think it’s favourite coulour. Every o needs a u so they don’t get lonely
Oh, you!
Ouh, you!
Note the magic words at the bottom — service compris. No tips. They gave excellent service because it’s their job and they’re well paid. They’re not hustling like a pan-handler.
Looks like you are having an amazing trip! Thanks for all of the lovely pictures and the hilarious commentary! Keep it coming!
Still not enough U’s. It’s like Pouuuuuuttttiiiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeee!
Are you going into the Louvre now to actually look at pictures and stuff? If so, I suggest taking flash photos of everything and then you can blow them up and sell them on Etsy or something.
Can you people not read? It’s shut. It’s a Tuesday.
I told you I don’t understand French.

