We all know I have theme park issues lol and we have done some really fun non disney ones that were super sweet and small…. 
so my son approached me this morning and asked if I would go with him…NO
Told him I would pop the tires on his car before I let him go
That is epic.
I’d have done that when I was more fit.
Ok. Not all of them.
But many.
That’s gonna be a no from me, dawg.
This kind of reminds me of Action Park, which is notorious for the number of injuries and deaths that came out of it.
Put another way.
No. Just…no.
Took my son and his friends once…
As far as water parks in jersey go Tomahawk lake was much less frightening as a parent