What kind of grades did Captain Hook get in School? High C’s!
Why should you never fly in the same airplane as Peter Pan? Because it never lands!
Where does a pirate like to go out to eat? Arrrrrrby’s! (And Peter Pan likes to go to Wendy’s)
My daughter told these jokes to Pirate Donald and Pirate Goofy during our Vero Beach trip and we all had a good laugh. 