Suggestions for Laugh Floor Jokes?-
How do you fix a broken pizza? Tomato paste.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a dirty fairy? Stinkerbell
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Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Dwayne.
Dwayne Who?
Dwayne the bathtub! I’m dwoning!
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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!
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Why can’t you give a helium balloon to Elsa?
Cause she’ll just Let it go…LET IT GO!
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance? You put a little boogie in it?
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Oops didn’t see that MDU had posted that joke…dang I am out of material😋
@MrTomMorrow that is my 3 year old’s favorite joke. I’ll have to video her saying it and post it. The way she says it is so hysterical.
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Why was Tigger’s hand in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. Not sure if they will use it, but I still laugh at it every time.
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What does Ariel like on her toast?
…MERMAlaid 
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What kind of grades did Captain Hook get in School? High C’s!
Why should you never fly in the same airplane as Peter Pan? Because it never lands!
Where does a pirate like to go out to eat? Arrrrrrby’s! (And Peter Pan likes to go to Wendy’s)
My daughter told these jokes to Pirate Donald and Pirate Goofy during our Vero Beach trip and we all had a good laugh. 
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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This joke has worked for us EVERY time! Hope it works for y’all!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny
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Why’d the bicycle take a nap? Because he was two-tired. *rim shot! *
Got that one selected before
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (BAYgulls)! We had this one chosen last time we went.
Two of my kids faves.
How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer
What is a potatoes least favorite day?
Fryday
Why is Cinderella a terrible soccer player? Because she keeps running away from the ball and her coach is a pumpkin.