This has been making the rounds on social media and I thought some here might get a kick out of it:
https://mobile.twitter.com/neumaverick/status/1345886414987173888
Personally, I wouldn’t be caught dead (pardon the pun) at an unlicensed Disney funeral. But I would do it if there was an official Disney sanctioned version. 
I have no words, I’m just perplexed at the thought of this. 
But one question, “inhabitants of a certain Woods” - what’s that? Robin Hood, the 7 dwarves, Jungle Book, Pooh & friends … ? I’m inclined to think the latter.
I assumed Pooh & friends since the Hundred Acre Wood is the only named “Wood” in Disney canon (as opposed to Sherwood “Forest”).
I was discussing this yesterday with my friend and while I think the whole thing is bizarre, what I really want to know is if the characters are smiling. Like does Mickey just stand there with a big grin on his face while everyone is sobbing? Or is funeral Mickey somber?
You can’t make me.
I shouldn’t laugh, but can’t stop grinning every time I read this.
Me either. But then I remember that there may or may not have been a directive from a Lead at some point to keep an eye out for people “dumping a dirt or ash like substance” among back, less populated pathways or favorite on attractions. And then I feel bad for custodial.
Er… so I should go back on MDE and cancel my AFR?
So you’re telling me this market is as yet untapped? Hmmm, I wonder if I can get a small business loan …
Hahahha.
Bippity Boppity Burials.
For when your Happily Ever After becomes the Hereafter.
Well I am somewhat relieved about this. Is it bad that I laughed at your post? 
winner winner
Hmmm, let’s brainstorm some more …
Mickey’s Mortuary
Cogsworth’s Coroner Services
Cruella’s Crematory
Facilier’s Funeral Parlor
Mulan’s Mausoleum
…
or maybe:
Pixar Pals Funeral Home
Accompanying You to Infinity and the Great Beyond
It is a good thing it is fake, I can only imagine that someone would play iasw on an infinite loop in someone’s casket to tournament them.
My grandfather was cremated because he was claustrophobic and so was afraid to be left in a casket. I can’t imagine the horrors that the possibility of IASW on infinite loop could cause to someone who thinks they’ll be able to sense from their body after they’re dead.
Sorry: Maleficent’s Mausoleum.
Some members of my family would totally want Disney music playing at such a time. Especially depending who the dearly departed was.
To continue the morbidity, when we first began large family group trips some quarter of a century ago (
) I asked key family members what is grounds for trip cancellation?
Nothing!
Was the answer.
Okaay, said I. 
Woody’s Pine Box
Hush gatito! Pearl clutching is much more fun!!
Take my money right now!
Please play haunted mansion on a loop at my gravesite through that 1 inch pipe and have blue skin alien toss me 6 feet under
I’m assuming since it’s not Disney endorsed he’ll look 100% mexican made:
