What’s a freestyle machine? The thing with a 1000 flavors like they have in the DVC Lounge at Epcot?
Or does it just bust a move right there on the sidewalk?
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Yes. You mix all the sodas and then you pour it down the drain because that’s gross.
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Badges outside of a trip?
That’s sketchy
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yeah but those things are the only ones have the vanilla coke flavors… so we need them!
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Just buy it that way?
Or do you mean on prop?
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They’re only gross when the lines get moldy. Or the soda gets flat. Or it does that weird sputtering thing when there’s air in the line.
Who am I kidding, I haven’t gone near one since the Purple Zebra left the High Roller area down by the Strip.
Frozen Freestyle Daiquiri machines. That’s how I adult.
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yeah, but the joke was really THAT bad… so it deserved it.
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It really was.
Now I’m singing Bust A Move. Thanks. 
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…she’s speaking in tongues. The mold got to her.
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On property.
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Well perhaps we could allow only those flavors.
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Wait…is this really a thing? If not, can it be? 
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Not all of us! No cereal mixing here in this house!
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Well you up there you’re all crunchy natural so that makes sense. 
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There definitely is some of that. But not me!
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We did this in high school. We appropriately called it “Swamp”
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My favorite thing from a Freestyle machine is to mix the Diet Barqs Creme Soda (NOT the root beer) with mostly vanilla, but a little bit of orange. Takes on a bit of a creamscicle taste.
Sadly, not all Freestyle machines offer this.
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Yeah i think everyone had something like that? Around here it was called… something really dumb that I can’t even remember… suicide squirt? Something like that.
Oddly enough, we still didn’t consider it a snack, either…so weird… 
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